Aug 05, 2010 at 10:00 am by Emily

“It’s unfortunate that we live in such a panicked, dysmorphic society where women don’t even give themselves a chance to see what they’ll look like as older persons. I want to have some idea of what I’ll look like before I start cleaning the slates. I want my kids to know when I’m pissed, when I’m happy, and when I’m confounded. Your face tells a story… and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.”

- Julia Roberts on the subject of plastic surgery and Botox in the September issue of Elle.

You tell ‘em, Julia.  But while you’re at it, could you possibly clip that quote out of the magazine and glitter glue it to some colorful construction paper and send that to Nicole Kidman? Because she could really use that tip.  And come on, glitter glue makes everybody smile, or, you know, try to, I guess.

10 Responses to “Quotables”

  1. Katie says:

    I used to find her annoying (something about that smile full of molars, I guess) but damn it if I don’t like this woman more and more every day.

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      I can’t stand her muppet mouth. I think it is getting bigger. She may be aging naturally, but she ain’t aging well.

  2. toonsis says:

    Please, she’s had work done. It may not be Nicole Kidman-obvious but she has.

  3. evilbeetdouche says:

    I guarantee that her publicist fed her “dysmorphic” ’cause that idiot could not muster the brain power to graduate from a red neck, Georgia high school and that’s low.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Julia Roberts needs to get over herself and just shut up.

  5. Ennazus says:

    I can’t stand her muppet mouth. I think it is getting bigger. She may be aging naturally, but she ain’t aging well.

  6. Erin says:

    I don’t know why I don’t like her.

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