Today's Evil Beet Gossip

In Other News …

43086, LYNWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Thursday July 29, 2010. Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan, Lindsay's mother and sister, arrive at the Lynwood Correctional Facility for a visit. Lohan, who reportedly met with representatives from rehab facilities, will have to serve 90 days in rehab after she is released from jail. Photograph:  David Tonnessen,

Tyson Beckford (yeah, remember him?) is still on his game. [Celebslam]

Please don’t tell me someone actually had the nerve (and bad judgement … and scruples) to stick silicone implants in young Ali Lohan’s chest. [Celebitchy]

It’s about damned time Marky-Mark Wahlberg got a star on the Walk of Fame. [popbytes]

Kate Beckinsale for the Total Recall reboot? Yes on Kate, no on the remake. [Pajiba]

Even the Brits think Lady Gaga’s an asshat. She’d probably wear that, too. [Amy Grindhouse]

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore do crazy lesbian-like things together. NSFW. [CityRag]

Alicia Keys got married! [Pop on the Pop]

The weirdest, most uncomfortable thing I’ve watched in a long time … and I’m still deciding if it’s funny. Or just weird. Hats off to you, Britney. [OMGBlog]

Madonna should have the same kinds of treatments on her hands that she’s clearly having on her face. Gross, Vadge. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Another sexed-up Russian spy hits the US, will probably break into pornos. [Zelda Lily]