Or are you the “friend” behind this recording? No? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
TMZ has learned that Michael Lohan penned a heartwarming love song for his very own lawbreaker junior, Lindsay. As far as I can tell from the refrain, the title of the song is “A Father’s Love Will Never Die.” But it could also be “I Love You So Much,” or “My Love For You is Alive,” or maybe even “Always Daddy’s Little Girl.” Oh, or “I Miss You So Much.” Any one of them would work, really — they’re all so classically beautiful and … poignant.
You can listen to it here, and weigh in on the masterpiece that is clearly this song.
… Oh God. How horribly cheesy, embarrassing, and self-righteous. Precisely what you’d expect from Michael Lohan himself. Great job on staying true to yourself, guy. Do what you do best.
It’s such a shame to see how white trash like this sticks around in hollywood. I don’t care much for lilo or her jail time, all of this just shows me why I never liked her in the first place. She and her family are pure white trash. I just hope they return to their trailerpark soon, because I’m so sick of them making the headlines. *yawn*….WHITE TRASH.
And, how horribly creepy. I’d be more creeped out than embarrassed if that song were for me.