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It Was Only a Matter Of Time: The Lindsay Lohan Jail Porno

If there’s one thing I love about the porn industry (and trust me, the list is ENDLESS, so it’s hard to pick just one), it’s their dedication to preserving important moments in pop culture history with pornographic parodies. Lindsay Lohan just got locked up this week and there’s already an adult film about it! It’s like, who beside Saturday Night Live has that kind of turn around?

A very obviously NSFW promo for the video can be seen on the HUSTLER website (It includes spicy dialogue such as, “She didn’t dump me, I’m the hottest pussy in town. They don’t call me firecrotch for nothing, you know.”) and you can buy the whole movie there, as well. You know, like, if you’re into pop culture or whatever.

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