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Britney's Busted Weave

Oh, I am just so concerned. I am really concerned after seeing this photo. You guys, that’s the back of multimillionaire and international pop sensation Britney Spears’ head.

It’s looks like what happened to your Barbie dolls hair after you got them wet and tried to comb it out with a regular human brush. I know dogs who take care of themselves better than this. Why on earth does she insist walking around like she’s poor? Why? Is this more acting out or does she really not give a fuck about herself? Because I don’t see this as a “rebelling against Hollywood and the need to look perfect” sort of thing. If I saw this on a girl at the mall, I’d cross to the other side of courtyard because I’d assume she’s a meth head looking to pickpocket.

So give it your best shot, dear commenters. There’s so very much to say here.

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  • Yup, Sarah posted the picture before… I had to look twice at the photo… it’s simply disgusting, no matter whose hair is it…

    That should teach all of us who once thought of Britney as bangable…

  • Surprised to not see a flurry of “do your job better comments” in response to the re-post of the disaster that is Brit Brit’s fucked up weave.

  • I dunno, I think it’s a tad photoshopped. In all the other pics (on other sites) it shows her hair up, then suddenly it’s down and one hot mess, not that Britney’s ‘do is ever all that great. However, Brit IS the queen of bad extensions. My jury is out on this one.

  • “IF” this is Brit’s head it would make sense. Word is things are not right in the Spears household. Brit is starting to buck Papa’s preaching and is reaching out to the Arab — Adnan(sp?) again. It would make sense since she is on/off with her manager and fiance and the boys have been looking a little neglected the last few times out.
    Something tells me that Brit is only good when Daddy has her on a short-short leash /on tour/ with “lots” of handlers and watchers. Might be time for a 5150 or another date with the Judge.

  • OMGG!!!! I feel sorry for her hair dresser who is getting all the bad rep cuz of this crazy redneck!!

  • If I were Brittany Spears and I wanted to get even with all of California Highballers who whine about her, I would hunt the great white owl they worship at Oaksgrove.

    They should get her another conservator. Her father is a lunatic lead easily by shame. Ignorant spoiled people lead him around like a dog living through him to spend Brittany’s money on what they want. He doesn’t have the character to know any better.

    She’s a grown woman allowed to be a slob, there is no law against it. Neat freaks are usually the biggest whoes, clean and ready at every moment for whoeing. Why torture your child or any human being for a bunch of whoes? It’s not their money, they have no business telling her how to spend it, how to raise her children with it, or who to date with it. I hope she gets free. She’s truly in prison.

    If she wants to wear bad hair, then let her. It’s her money she worked hard for. No one else did it for her, she worked for herself. Nothing they have complained about is any of their business. No ones houses are any better run than hers, they can lie if they want, but it’s total truth.