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Mel Gibson is So Screwed

We haven’t really been covering the Mel Gibson audiotapes that have been leaking every day, and I’m not sure why because they are AWESOME. Awesomely scary, awesomely revealing and you know, kind of awesomely hilarious on a very superficial level.

Today tape number five was released and while there’s no, “I’m going to burn the house down, but first you’re going to blow me”, it’s full of seriously degrading and insane soundbites just like the rest of them. Here’s a taste if you can’t click on the video above (which I unfortunately had to embed from the worst site ever. I apologize.):

“F*ckin’ user! You f*ckin’ used me! I will never forgive you!”

“Yeah, you know what mean is now, don’t you? So don’t call me mean when I’m nice to you. Because I’d like to show you what mean really is. B*tch, c*nt, wh*re, gold digger! All true! You f*cking proved it to me! If you’re ever interested in proving otherwise, let me know. If you don’t care, I know you know what you are too. Look at yourself. And look what you’ve done. Look what you’ve f*cking done! Look at your son. He’s a f*cking mess. You f*cking excuse for a mother . You’re a f*cking bitch!”

“I don’t have any f*cking money! I have to support you and everybody else! I have to sell paintings. I have to sell my box at the Lakers game.”

“You ruined MY life first! I ruined your life? How did I ruin your life? I gave you sh*t! You gave me nothing but f*cking grief! Alright? And bad publicity, you c*nt! How did I ruin your life?”

And yo! Let’s not forget that there are children involved here, as well.

Although I’ve found myself wondering if it’s fair or appropriate for Oksana to make money off of these tapes, the bottom line is that Mel Gibson’s a shithead and you should never, ever speak to another human like he did. He’s power tripping off his ability to dangle money over her head, and that’s just sick and abusive. If bringing his true character to light is what will make Mel get serious, serious help, or even just make him disappear, then I think releasing these tapes was the right thing to do.

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  • oh boy, horrific verbal abuse and threats of physical violence…AWESOME!! full of lolz!!

  • Oksana is a two-time golddigger now. Mel should have known better than to get involved with her.

    I don’t have a lot of sympathy for her. Mel is a douche, but she’s definitely a twat. I’m sure her calm, cool responses are only because she knows that she’s taping him (illegally, I might add). You never know what type of craziness she is capable of, based on these tapes.

    • She is trying to provoke him to show what type of anger he is capable of and to have him admit to physically hurting her. She is trying to get proof of his behavior to help protect her and her childs life. Even if she was with mel just for the money (which there is no proof of), there is no reason for him to talk to her like that. If you listen, he actually admits to physically assaulting her. But she’s a twat in this situation?? What is wrong with you??

  • Trust me on this one. This is not what it seems at the moment. Oksana IS a gold digger. The tables will definitely turn…not completely, but it isn’t as cut-and-dry as it seems right now. I agree with Ms. Potato Head. She is provoking him publicly. But he’s much smarter than she is.


    • You completely missed the point of what I was saying. She is provoking him to show what he is really like as proof of what he is capable of. She even got him to admit to hitting her! But how is he smarter than her exactly? Hitting the mother of his child? the whole ‘sugar tits’ thing? No. He is a mentally unbalanced abuser, plain and simple.

      • No, I understood you perfectly. She’s trying to draw him out. Won’t work. And I agree he’s unbalanced. But he’s smarter. Already, we are seeing cracks in her story. The dentist’s expertise and her’s story match. This is how she makes a living. She’s a user. Did he hit her? Probably. I bet she knows exactly how to push his buttons and she did it well. Is it wrong if he did? Absolutely! Never hit a woman, especially one holding a child.

        But the “Sugar-Tits” comment…he gets points from me for that one.

        Watch. More to come. It isn’t what it seems.

  • What the hell was he expecting from her? He’s the boob in this equation. Nobody should ever be spoken to like that, but he’s obviously going out of his mind.

    I can just imagine him sitting there wondering why these people are doing this to him. Everyone’s fault but his own. Textbook.

    Man up, Gibson. Put down the bottle, get some anger management (or prozac, whatevs) and take the only chance you will ever have to make this up to your children and their mothers.

  • I can’t help it. This is the first time I’ve commented. I definitely do not condone what Mel Gibson is saying. HOWEVER, definitely definitely Oksana is manipulative and a gold digger. She was setting him up. And reports are out now that the tapes may have been tampered with and professionally too, words cut out, etc. By the way I’m a woman and unfortunately I believe women are just crafty. I mean look at the bible, remember Eve?!

    • sigh, you had me until the “By the way I’m a woman and unfortunately I believe women are just crafty. I mean look at the bible, remember Eve?!” …not the strongest logic there.

  • “the bottom line is that Mel Gibson’s a shithead and you should never, ever speak to another human like he did. He’s power tripping off his ability to dangle money over her head, and that’s just sick and abusive.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA… no seriously, you are really amusing.

    So you’re trying to tell us that you have never, ever said hateful, spiteful things to another person right – like your some kind of childlike princess who never has encounters with people who piss you off and you’ve never been angry or used language intended to hurt and anger another.

    Because if you have then you two are a “shithead”. You’d definitely come off looking like a “shithead” if someone recorded the conversation (doing Lord knows what editing) and then released the tape publically for everyone to hear out of context and removed from anything else.

    The fact is that most men and women in our society become angry with each other and try to hurt each other using words – it’s that goddam simple. Does that mean most men and women are “shitheads”? No it fucking doesn’t.

  • I will agree with you Rippit but I think the bottom line is that Mel Gibson is simply out of his mind. Yes, when people do get upset they do say some crazy shit but for him to keep going and going was like ENOUGH ALREADY! It was like he was digging is own grave. Some of the stuff that was said was totally out of line and no one deserves to be treated that way but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. Woman are treated worse than that on a daily basis but the difference between them and her-they wont make money off being a battered woman.

  • He’s lost his wife, his agent, and will loose a ton of money in legal fees and money to supporting Oksana and their daughter for many years to come.

    There isn’t one smart thing about what he has done. And even if she was targeting him for his wealth, guess what?, the dumb sucker fell for it. And calling a female cop “sugar tits” and telling a Jewish cop that “Jews are responsible for all of the wars in the world” (Attila the Hun, Alexander the Great, Stalin, Mao…?) puts your intelligence level so low it doesn’t even register on any IQ test.

    So, evilbeetdouche, I don’t think you’ll learn much about wrangling women from Mad Mel the Moron. Except what not to do.