Have any of you ever read Zane Grey’s The Reef Girl? It’s a great book. And when I found out that Carrie Underwood and her new husband, Mike Fisher, were honeymooning in Tahiti, The Reef Girl was one of the first things I thought of — that book, and “Holy fuck, Carrie Underwood got married? Already?”
The two were photographed in Tahiti late yesterday, sipping coconut-looking drinks and frolicking in the azure blue waves. I need a vacation. Like, stat. And looking at these photos only heightens the yearning.
Anyway, congratulations to Carrie and Mike! I really think these crazy kids are gonna make it! And if not, then hell. I’ll have won the bet. Just keep away from Faaone, Mike. Keep away.
Pimpin ain’t easy….
In Texas you go some where that’s cold on summer vacation.. Maybe have a tomato war in Colorado for fun rather than splash around in the heat, smelly sand and salty waters. Rivalry in the cold is fun.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado_Texas_Tomato_War
It’s been a while since I visited Texas; please, tell me it ain’t so: Your beaches all have smelly sand and as a result, you all prefer to go “someplace cold” and pelt each other with tomatoes while on honeymoon? That’s not the Texas I remember. The Texas I remember is a knockout.
I live in Miami (a mega-knockout). We cope with the heat by wearing next to nothing, enjoying a jet cold martini at 5:00 PM, and watch the crimson sunsets at nightfall. Sometimes we even picnic, in the evening on the beach, with friends. I recommend you all do the same (it will smell a whole lot better after BP, the filthy pigs, seal the oil gusher in the Gulf of Mexico). You’ll have a lot more fun. It’s just not practical, though, to attempt to Fabreeze the beach.
that first photo looks funny, like photoshopped. shouldnt we be able to see a bit more of her skin under the water, like in the other photos? lol
Can’t judge ’cause of the fucking ad in the way.
Cute pictures! The hubby’s got pretty nice abs there. Is it just me or does Carrie look like she’s doing some side to side step-snap-stepping in the water? Probably just me and an overtired imagination.
Congratulations and best wishes to the newlywed Fishers.
Hello Carrie Underwood
Dear sexy Mrs Carrie Underwood,my name is Ike Nash,and I live in Canada,in the city of Toronto,in a town named Scarborough,and my phone number is (416) 752-2165,and I like you so much,so I wrote you a rap song.And the name of this rap song is called 1st Of Tha Month,and it was originally rapped by the rap group named Bone Thugs N Harmony,but dear sexy
Mrs Carrie Underwood,I wrote you my own rap song to the
instrumental of 1st Of Tha Month,using my own lyrics.So here is my rap song for you,that I wrote to the instrumental of
1st Of Tha Month.
Song Title:1st Of Tha Month
My chorus for you Carrie Underwood:Hey love,what’s up girl,you’re sexy babe,and,girl,I,really love,you lady.Sexy girl,can you be mine,what,is the time?It’s time,to take,you shopping,shordy.
Verse 1 for you Carrie Underwood:Let’s talk,let’s take a,ride,I’m in ma,city,and baby girl,I think,you’re sexy,and so pretty,and lovely,babe,I’m never,shady,and baby,girl,you’re always,sexy.Spending money,for you girl,is nothing,to me,I’LL,buy anything,shordy,be ma cutie,ma honey,girl,you’re so pretty,and girl,sit next,to me.
Hello
Hello sexy Mrs Carrie Underwood,I like you a whole bunch,and I like,ya very well,that I wrote ya a song,and the name of this song is called Confessions,and it was originally sang by Bizzy Bone featuring Tupac Shakur,but dear sexy Mrs Carrie Underwood,I wrote ya,ma own love song to the instrumental of Confessions,using my own lyrics.So dear sexy Mrs Princess Carrie Underwood,this is my song for you Dear Princess.Late-lay means lately,bay-bay means baby,and lay-day means lady.
Song Title:Confessions
Verse 1 for sexy Mrs Carrie Underwood:Dear honey,how ya bin,late-lay,bay-bay,how is everythang,come over,here,anyday,everyday,anyday,I will buy you,things,I’m talking,about things like,gold,necklaces,earrings,and silver chains,let’s take a trip,my sunshine,you’re too nice,and so fine,pretty lay-day.