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Love It or Leave It

This is what Mischa Barton wore on Thursday to a boutique opening.  Which was in public.  And also in 2010.

Mischa, are you serious with this?  Is it supposed to be some kind of throwback, an homage to the 80’s perhaps?  Is it some sort of ironic statement that you think people will understand? Or do you just really like dresses with skulls, loud colors, and unflattering cuts?  I don’t know what this is about, but this is a fact:  for some reason or another, you made a choice to pick up this dress and put it on your body and to take that body out into the world.  This was a conscious decision that you made and inflicted upon us all.  And for that, I cannot forgive you.

Also, that bow is silly.

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