I watched the first season of Jersey Shore. I may not be proud of it, but it happened, and that’s ok. And like several other viewers, I found Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino to be one of the most unwittingly entertaining douchebags to ever appear on trashy T.V. I could never put my finger on what exactly was so interesting about this greasy, greasy man, but luckily, he cleared that up for me while he was chatting with People:
“Maybe it’s the abs or maybe it’s the green eyes. The Situation does look pretty good on TV, so maybe that’s what it is.”
Noted. He went on to talk about himself in the third person some more, but he put that on hold when he was talking about his future in acting:
“This is just a way into the door for me. Reality is a stepping stone for me. Being one of the biggest names in reality or the country or the world or whatever, I definitely want to start moving into scripted and films in another year or two.”
One of the biggest names in reality television? Maybe. In the country? No. In the world? Just hush up right now. Oh, but please do films, The Situation. Please. That way I can go ahead and give up on the fate of the world entirely and snuggle up in preparation for the Apocalypse, because I’m pretty sure if you check Revelations, this is one of the signs.
From the neck up, he has every reason to be modest.
Oh, gag.
I heard he’s going to change his middle name from “the situation” to “the humble”… It just suits him so much better.
emily, you are sooo funny! i just love your posts!
I laughed so hard at this post! Emily, you rock! This guy is not attractive in the least and even if he was, who likes a guy who refers to himself in the third person? Creeper. This is the exact “situation” where a super awesome personality is a major plus. Someone (other than himself) might actually think he’s good looking in that case.