Jul 06, 2010 at 11:32 am by Emily

I see that look on your face, Gwen Stefani. That mix of repulsion for having to buy Spiderman and Elmo balloons and the self satisfaction that you have for looking so great while you do it. But you are wrong, Gwen Stefani. You don’t look great, you just look stupid. Why do those pants even exist? It just looks like a skort got confused, and skorts were confused to begin with.

It halfway looks like Spiderman is trying to punch his way off the balloon and onto your face. And I want nothing more than for him to succeed. If Spiderman knows that what you’re wearing is dumb, then you need to take a look at what you’re doing with your life, or, at the very least, your pants.

7 Responses to “Love It or Leave It”

  1. Sanita says:

    Hey, pants aren’t the worst thing really. Maybe Gwen just decided to do some yoga on her way back … Her son looks a lot worse and that is a crime considering his super-stylish mom is a …. hmmm…. designer..

  2. Bush says:

    Leave it

  3. Jessica says:

    why oh why are hammer pants the thing people are fighting so hard to bring back?

  4. theotherme says:

    I think I am the only person on the planet who thinks Gwen has horrible style and she dresses like total shit. You are in your 40′s sweety, so start acting like it.

  5. MissLeeLoo says:

    Gwen and anyone else wearing those pants look like they have a wet, saggy diaper on! They’re gross, not flattering in any shape, form or way, nor do they look comfortable… So I don’t get it! I really don’t get it!

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