“Me and my fiancee love him. We want our own Justin Bieber. We can’t have the actual one because he’s busy with his work. I understand he procreates by laying eggs in the sea and then we can fertilize these eggs and have our own Justin Biebers. We could grow Justin Bieber in a jar like sea monkeys.”
– Russell Brand discussing how he and Katy Perry love Justin Bieber.
I adore Russell Brand. Not in the “omg, I totes want to bang him” way, more in the “he has interesting hair, I like his voice, and he makes me giggle” way. Which is ironic, because those are the same reasons why I like Justin Bieber.
Russell can run comic circles around people like Adam Sandler and Will Farrell, who were interviewed by him (see Youtube).
I'd love to see him riffing with Jim Carrey or Robin Williams – those guys have cornered the market on manic humor.
I just read My Booky Wook, and it's amazing that Russell survived his young adulthood – I hope that he and Katy manage to pull out a long, happy marriage.
Me and my girlfriend loves it. We want your Justin Bieber. We can be a real one, because it is busy with his work. I understand that breeds provide eggs at sea, and then we can fertilize the eggs with their own Biebers Justin. We could grow Justin Bieber vase sea monkeys..
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