Jun 07, 2010 at 03:00 pm by Molls

No Destiny's Child Reunion in Our Futures

Matthew Knowles, the terribly scary father of my idol, Beyonce Knowles has put the final nail in the Destiny’s Child coffin. If any of you were still aching to hear “Jumpin’, Jumpin’” live, then you’re shit out of luck. And no, it’s not because Kelly and Michelle refused to ever don a Tina Knowles original again.

When asked about a possible reunion, the dadager (you know, a male momager), said:

“Contrary to rumors online of a Destiny’s Child reunion, there are no plans for the group to reunite for a performance or album. The rumors are false. Destiny’s Child made an unprecedented impact in contemporary music, becoming one of the best-selling groups of all time. Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams have each moved on to successful solo careers. The members remain close, but will not reunite as a group.”?

I feel like this goes against what they’ve been saying since their initial split which was, “No, no. We’re not over, we’re just taking a break. We’ll always be sisters.” Sisters they may still be, but where’s that record they promised us like, five years ago?

7 Responses to “Still Holding Out For a Destiny’s Child Reunion? Well, Eff You.”

  1. evilbeetdouche says:

    How about a Destiny’s Child murder/suicide? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. And that that fat loser Jay-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, too.

  2. Gary Coleman’s Ex-Wife says:

    They broke up?

  3. IndieA says:

    the only thing i take issue with is the statement “each moved on to successful solo careers” Beyoncé, yes. Kelly, maybe. Michelle, really?

  4. henriquemarsh says:

    Contrary to online rumors of a meeting of Destiny's Child, it is not intended for the group to meet for a concert or an album. The rumors are false. Destiny's Child has been an unprecedented importance in modern music, becoming one of the best bands of all time. Beyonce, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams have each pursued a successful solo career. Members remain nearby, but will not convene a group
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  5. henriquemarsh says:

    I feel like this goes against what they said from the first division, which was, “No, not. We are no more, just take a break. We'll always be sisters.” Sisters can still but where is the folder, they promised us five years ago

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