After, like, eight failed engagements to Ryan Reynolds, Alanis Morrissette has finally found true, free-stylin’ love — she got married on May 22 to some rapper called Souleye. I honestly have no idea whether that’s pronounced “soul eye” or “sol-ay,” but either way his real name is Mario Treadway and I’m sure he’s a very nice person. (Why does “souleye” seem like a euphemism for anus?)
The couple married in a small ceremony at their home in Los Angeles, and their rep just confirmed the news today. They’ve been dating since 2009, which is actually a fairly quick engagement/wedding.
On June 1, her birthday, Alanis posted the following on her Facebook:
“Thank you guys so much for your sweet birthday well-wishings….getting older has turned out to be better than i imagined…things getting softer and clearer and juicier and and and….
Ohhhhh Alanis, you’re soooo deep. Softer AND clearer AND juicier. I’m playing this game in my head where I try to identify a real-world item that can do all those things at the same time, and all I can come up with is a corpse.
Also: Alanis is probably pregnant.
Video of MC Souleye freestylin’ is after the jump.