Sorry about all the theatre updates (both of them), but this is preposterous. Nick Jonas is going to be Marius in Les Miserables on the West End. And if those specifics don’t mean anything to you and therefore don’t make you laugh hysterically like I did, then I’ll just say a Jonas brother is doing a musical and leave it at that, and hopefully you can have a giggle.
I’m not a big fan of the JoBros, I don’t know if you could tell. But I am a huge fan of Les Miserables, and if I got a ticket to see this show and some stalkerish preteen fangirls were all screaming for Nick Jonas while he’s trying to sing his beautiful Marius songs in Act II, I would not be pleased. I get pissed when people text during shows, but if there were Jonas Brothers crazies next to me? I just shudder to think, I really do.
Keep it on the Disney channel, Nick Jonas. Keep your shit contained.