Image via TMZ
We’re a little late on mentioning this, but it’s too good not to mention. Lindsay Lohan is in some mayyyyjor trouble right now. She was due back in the States for a court date, “lost her passport” and wound up getting stuck in Cannes where it’s been suspected that she’s partying her face off and now? Now a picture of Lohan sitting next to a table with what appears to be cocaine on it in front of her has surfaced.
LiLo is on her way back to the U.S. and of course she’s brushed the whole thing under the rug, saying that she was framed. And her lawyer seems to not be worried about it either. “I do not believe that Judge Revel reads TMZ or any other ‘celebrity’ news and she would never be influenced by something which is NOT evidence in the case,” Shawn Chapman Holley aka Lohan’s lawyer told TMZ. Well then!
Y’all know that I need Lohan to stay out of jail so I can stay in business, but I’m wondering if a Paris Hilton-style trip to the slammer will be what she needs. Like, 70 days locked down in a county jail might get her where she needs to be. It’s not like she’s a normal drug-addict going to jail who will be thrown back onto the street once they served their time. I’m thinking a summer in jail, followed by a low-key fall could actually really save this girl. I hope her judge reads here!
Molls, you are exactly right.
Now, multiply that equation by three and you will have saved her life.
That’s not coke. No one puts a drink on a coke dish.
ooooh good call
People that are too fucked up to care put a drink on a coke dish.
Coke or not, 180 days in state prison as a habitual offender at Valley State Prison would do WONDERS for the girl. Is the Sybil Brand Jail still open in LA? That might work as well.
Jail tends to make people worse.
Sometimes it saves your life.
It saved mine.
love the scrape on her knee. that’s a “bj for a line scrape”.
No, remember she wiped out on her first night in Cannes? I bet it’s from her fall.