Tom Cruise’s New Stylist!
May 15, 2010 at 09:52 am by Emily

Suri Cruise

Tom Cruise made an appearance on Oprah yesterday where he revealed that his four-year-old daughter Suri dictated the fashion in his house, selecting dresses for Katie Holmes to wear at award ceremonies and telling Cruise what to wear.  She’s been doing a pretty good job – when was the last time you looked at Tom Cruise and thought he was insane based on his clothing choices?

Say what you will about the Cruise family being crazy, but Suri is fucking adorable.  Bunny ears and shit.  Precious!

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8 Responses to “Tom Cruise’s New Stylist!”

  1. sfgirl says:
    May 15, 2010 at 11:12 am

    Here we go again with the f-bombs.

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    • Jules says:
      May 15, 2010 at 11:53 am

      grow the fuck up! either you’re twelve and aren’t used to hearing the FUCK word or you’re prude religious type and it’s against your religion – in either case, you shouldn’t be here, didn’t church tell you that gossip is bad for your personal relationship with your maker?

      FUCK, man.

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      • Satan Says Fuck You says:
        May 16, 2010 at 7:59 am

        I couldn’t fucking agree more Jules. I look forward to buttfucking you in fucking Hell.

  2. pufinstuf says:
    May 15, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    She’s adorable (and knows it) and in control (and knows it) and seems to get everything she wants.
    And she is four years old.
    Can you imagine the hellion she will likely be in about ten years (or less)?

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  3. Good Lord says:
    May 15, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    The bunny ears are there to cover the horns. She is gonna be trouble. Wait and see.

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  4. Anonymous says:
    May 15, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    She needs to play with other kids and quit styling her stupid, lazy parents.

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  5. BEEBOP says:
    May 15, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    THAT IS ONE WEIRD LOOKING KID

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