Pretty fucking terrible.
And definitely amateur. Didn’t anyone tell her that you’re supposed to lip sync when you’re on shows like this if you’re more of a “dancer” than a “singer,” anyway? Guess not.
Even celebrity guest Ryan “Where’d-My-Career-Get-To” Phillippe is like, “Jaysus, I have to share the stage with … this?”
The popstar performed her song, “Tik Tok” early in the night — before, uh, getting wasted or whatever — and later took to the stage to
screech perform 9th grade anthem, “Your Love is My Drug.” She looks good, from what I can see of her face and bod, but she’s trying way too dang hard to be a Lady Gaga/Madonna hybrid. It kind of borders on manically contrived. Especially in the second video, below.
Yike. Sleep it off, Ke$ha. Sleep. it off.