Apr 15, 2010 at 09:55 am by Evil Beet

The poor girl can’t even stand up. What do you even think is in that thing? Liquor bottles? A less obnoxious blazer? Ashley?

I also think it’s funny that they have her standing on grass. As if she doesn’t already have enough in her system.

13 Responses to “Jesus Christ Will Somebody Please Get Mary-Kate Olsen a Less Heavy Backpack?”

  1. Whit says:

    It’s as though she’s TRYING to look as terrible as possible. Why? Why does she do this?

    • Anonymous says:

      It is as though they always something sour in their mouths, the puckering I do not understand, unless her face is naturally that way, then I apologize.

  2. als3 says:

    wow – i didn’t know mary-kate had died…

    i mean, i’m assuming she must have since they dragged out that awful looking wax figure to act in her stead.

    wow.

    and to think i used to think both twins were so lovely to look at…

  3. C says:

    Technically she’s not standing on grass since they cut out that little patch. Which I just think is really odd to do.

    • Roma says:

      Because no woman would pose on grass if she was in her high heels. That being said, I have no idea why there is grass in the first place…

  4. Cat-Face says:

    It’s like she’s morphing into Gollum.

  5. H says:

    No-neck Olsen.

  6. Anonymous says:

    On a related note, check out this site. It’s hilarious.

    http://verymarykate.com/

    • Good Lord says:

      Those video’s were juvenile, and utterly fucking stupid.

      Mary-Kate may be weird, but she is just a few bucks shy of being a damn billionaire. I’ll bet you anything that equally weird and pathetic cunt mocking her in the video’s, works at a Starbucks and supplements her income by sucking dick in an alley.

  7. evilbeetdouche says:

    Is this the fat one?

  8. Pikki Nikki says:

    HELLOOOOO tiny pupils!
    oh you little pill popper you.

    • a says:

      pupils do also shrink naturally when in excessive light. you know, like if you’re being photographed by dozens of professional cameras in a well-lit area.

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