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Yeah, Baby, Fight Over This!

Although Ashton Kutcher’s kind of gone off the old-head-end the past few years and settled “happily” into the sticky domestic web that Demi Moore has single-handedly spun, you’ve really seen no drama, no scandals and no public arguments about which vegan-friendly joint to schedule for their next dinner party. The two seem like a nice, relatively-normal pair, am I right?

Don’t speak too soon: toxic smog-green reports are beginning to swirl around Demi Moore, Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutcher and it all has to do with some sekkkshul attraction.

Sources close to Moore state that she’s becoming unhinged over a “harmless” crush that husband, Kutcher, has developed on Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, Kim Kardashian. The same sources state that Ashton flirts shamlessly with the sweet-bodied reality star and entrepreneur — and Demi’s pissed.

But then again, the reports are toxic smog-green because they’re originating from the National Enquirer, but you never do know, do you. That’s the rag that broke the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter story, so take it with a grain of salt … and a shot of tequila. You can bet Demi’s going to be hitting the hooch pretty hard if these insecurities pan out to be real-life trouble.

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  • Let’s remember this is National Enquirer and delete this from our minds. Demi is a great woman and deserves that from us.

  • I knew that one day his kinky fantasy of fucking his mother was going to wear thin.

    Now he’s onto wanting to fuck the big-ass, good for nothing but sucking dick, euro nanny, loser.

    • Kim Kardashian is nothing more than a poor excuse for a porn star. That’s her sole claim to fame. And she copied that MO from Paris Hilton (at least Paris was the original dumb ass porn star).

      Hard to believe so many people buy into that whole Kardashian clan stupidity.

  • Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site[_www. A G E R O M A N C E com_]—a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  • If you don’t think Roach queen Kim isn’t after a rich baby daddy to swindle, while she uses the scandal to get great publicity and blackmail for a monthy sum ranson you need to think again. She’s dirty with Parasite on how to get ahead.. Maybe Demi’s baby surrogate? but us the less knowing..