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After Years of Experimenting With “Protein” Shakes, Pamela Anderson Designs One Herself

Pam Anderson arrived in high-style this past weekend at the low-key, so totally not a celebrity-sighting destination, Millions of Milkshakes.

Anderson’s milkshake concoction — a vegan-friendly vanilla shake — follows the ranks of Jon Gosselin, a few Kardashians, Paris Hilton and other down-home celebrities that just enjoy being shameless hams chilling out in Hollywood W, without subjecting themselves to the throngs of adoring fans.

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  • First off, eff Canadians who come to the US and tell us whether or not we should wear fur.

    If you haven’t, go watch the documentary on the re-discovery of the two dudes who took care of the lion in London in ’69. They’re dressed to the nines in fur. Christian the Lion didn’t give a hoot. So neither do I.

    If she wants to have animals to be spared, perhaps we should just skin her and wear it.
    If you want someone or something be spared, that should always be part of the bargain.

    • Gosh, well at least she’s stood behind her beliefs by keeping her twat toupee shaved all these years. No fur for her, nosiree!!!

  • washed up has-been who is not growing old gracefully and refuses to let us remember her in her glory days.
    I pity her children.

    • Agreed. Those poor kids…for parents they’ve got the 21st Century porno version of Norma Desmond for a mother and a has-been, tattooed, big weenied freak for a father. Somebody ought to call LA County Social Services.

    • She wiped her face with a pair of underwear after a Bukkake session and wrung it out into a cup.

  • Ahh, 2 bodily fluids of pee and semen all rolled into one yellowish, bacteria-laden milkshake. How delightful! All it needs now is chunks of dark brown chocolate in the mix!

  • Really Pamela, you’re going to have to open up bigger than that. I may be small, but not THAT small.

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