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Ironically, Amy Winehouse’s Body Can’t Handle Foreign Objects

When you’ve spent the last several years of your life shooting, smoking and snorting anything you come into contact with, you probably would think that a measly set of breast implants is nothing compared to what you’ve already put your body through. Amy Winehouse, the ultimate cautionary tale of a human being, has proof that this is not the case.

Thursday night Amy found herself in the hospital after experiencing severe pains in her breasts. For those of you who are blind, Amy bought herself some tig ol’ bitties this summer. 54 thousand dollar ones. The immediate thought was that Amy’s implants would have to be removed, but after a night of surveillance at the hospital, the doctors still aren’t sure if that’s necessary.

The human body is amazing, you guys. You can smoke crack all day long, but you try and make your breasteses bigger than nature intended and Mother Nature will smack you right back into place.

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  • C’mon that must be sooo painful – have a heart! Imagine if she to get them removed she’d have loose tissue. As a girl you’d be mortified! Meany! However with all those drugs her face and teeth must have taken a beating too and i would guess she’s had fillers and veners and they seem to have been accepted by the temple. [the body being a temple]

  • She probably has Capsular contracture,not uncommon and can be treated often.I wish her well as she has come along way.She is a
    beautiful voice in music.