I’m not what you’d call a Ke$ha fan and it’s not just because I have a goddamned hard time typing ‘$’ instead of ‘s’ when I write about her.
She’s mean to little kids and mentally ill
pop stars people and can’t go anywhere without trying to rip off Lady Gaga’s style. She doesn’t even really matter all that much to me, but just kinda irks me by association, I guess.
Anyway, Ke$ha is caught frolicking on Bondi Beach in New South Wales looking like she’s trying to cover up a nasty Cesarean scar or something and totally kind of looks like that weird old aunt that always smells like cough drops and rubs your knee way too much.
For a self-proclaimed “poor girl” who’s reaping her deserved rewards, I can tell you where she didn’t get those fab boobs: the plastic surgeon. It’s obvious where the extra, transplanted oomph came from … just ask her ass.