Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jessica Simpson Is a Pink Peacock Today!

Yay! Pink peacock! When I play dress-up sometimes I like to pretend I’m a white rhinoceros.*

Jessica chose a truly fascinating dress pattern to display as she left her taping of David Letterman’s show.

The photo agency has labeled this set of pictures “Curvy Jessica waves at Letterman.”


*That may be the first time in my life I’ve typed out the word “rhinoceros.” Who would have thought it was spelled with an ‘o’ at the end???**

**Yeah, seriously, there is no real follow-up joke to the white rhinoceros comment. The spelling thing was it. I’ve got nothing additional.***

***Okay okay okay. “On those days, I put on my Jessica Simpson costume.”

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