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Mar 11, 2010 at 07:48 am by Evil Beet
Yay! Pink peacock! When I play dress-up sometimes I like to pretend I’m a white rhinoceros.*
Jessica chose a truly fascinating dress pattern to display as she left her taping of David Letterman’s show.
The photo agency has labeled this set of pictures “Curvy Jessica waves at Letterman.”
Heh. THEY SAID IT NOT ME.
*That may be the first time in my life I’ve typed out the word “rhinoceros.” Who would have thought it was spelled with an ‘o’ at the end???**
**Yeah, seriously, there is no real follow-up joke to the white rhinoceros comment. The spelling thing was it. I’ve got nothing additional.***
***Okay okay okay. “On those days, I put on my Jessica Simpson costume.”
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I found her and the dress more pretty and classy than usual.
I love that design & the dress would be killer in a less predictable color than pink.
There’s no way she’s a size 4, as she told Oprah.
woof. but i like her hair that color.
Who gives a fuck about how much she weighs? Good lord people are stupid.
I think she looks beautiful and classy.
I’d like that skirt a little shorter, but she’s a beauty.
I’d like that skirt on the floor.
I think she looks beautiful~!
I don’t have anything bad to say about Jessica, but she has horrible taste in clothes.
This entire post was just hateful. And envious. It says it was posted by Evil Beet but it sounds a lot like “molls.” Maybe I’m on perezhilton.com? When did this site go so far downhill???
Yeah, I also thought it sounded like Molls. Maybe Sasha’s doing some research, ie. do we really hate Molls’ writing or do we (by now) just have a knee-jerk reaction to anything with her name on it?
Answer: We hate senseless, juvenile posts; it doesn’t matter who wrote them.
(You’re welcome, Beet.) :P
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