That’s a trick question, y’all, like “How many licks does it take to get the center of a Tootsie Pop?” NOBODY KNOWS because that goddamn owl keeps fucking everything up.
I have no idea where I’m trying to go with this post.
Lindsay Lohan — who is definitely not designing for Ungaro anymore, and they want to make damn sure you know that — spent yet another day trolling around Paris in godawful clothes. Several different sets of godawful clothes. Enjoy them all in the gallery below.
Who the hell is that three-fingered motherfucker on the left?
she’s marketing these leggings??? her thighs look like the legs and thighs of my mom’s 25 lb. turkey last thanksgiving.
i thought coke made you cute and skinny. it also impacts your judgment and self perception.