Mar 03, 2010 at 04:40 pm by Evil Beet

The #1 rule of photographing Lindsay Lohan is this: She must be smoking a cigarette. It’s in her standard contract. Honestly, Lindsay, if you’re trying to reform your party-girl image and convince the world that you’re no longer a nose-candied wastoid passed out on the late-night choo-choo train to Heath Ledgerville, stop glamorizing your cigarettes.

That said — and I know you guys will disagree — I love it when Lindsay does these photo spreads. I think she’s a fantastic model. She’s so magnetic and engaging in photos, and I’m always interested to see how she’s posed and what face she’s making and what she is (or isn’t) wearing. This is what she truly does best. (She used to be a half-decent actress back when she could stay sober for long enough to film a movie. That was a good six years ago at this point, though.)

Here’s some shots from her session with Terry Richardson for Purple.

16 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan Looks Great in Absolutely Nothing Purple Magazine”

  1. Jinxy says:

    The interesting work is by the photographers, not her. She looks like any random junkie now.

  2. casey says:

    she looks super constipated in the second to last one.

  3. Anonymous says:

    u can see the cuts on her arms.. :S

  4. Harry Beever says:

    Do people really think she is hot? I can think of 2 chicks on my street alone who are hotter than her. One of them is 53.

  5. Pikki Nikki says:

    LL totally fucks her photographers. Bryan Adams included. :D

  6. blah says:

    I can’t stand that stupid biting her finger shit she always does. Who goes around just biting their finger like that, as if they got a papercut or are licking jam off thier finger? Really Lindsay, what, pray tell, are you possibly pondering? The cocaine or the rufi-colada perhaps?

  7. ltc says:

    I can’t help it! I always think she looks good!

    (well, not in her recent octo-mom phase)

  8. C says:

    I know you expected us to disagree with you, Beet, and clearly other commenters do, but I actually agree with you. I love when Lindsay does photo spreads like this. I think she’s a great model. But I do miss her movies.
    And that’s where I must disagree with you. I don’t think Lindsay used to be a “half-decent actress.” I think she was a very talented actress. It’s just that her party girl image in the tabloids kept a lot of people from really focusing on her acting talent.

    • Roma says:

      No, her drug used stopped her acting talent, not the tabloids. If she was still putting out decent movies it’d be one thing but everything she tries to act in now is crap. She needs to pull a RDJ, get clean and come back busting her balls off.

      That being said – I do love her modeling shoots.

  9. Thalie says:

    I also agree, she does amazing pictures. Too bad she’s too damaged by her public image to be a model.

  10. David says:

    I absolutely love her photo spreads. I think she’s an incredible model.
    I think she’s engaging and does some very interesting work. Her acting skills are debatable, but I believe she’s clearly a good model.

  11. Chuck says:

    That photographer is mighty creepy looking. Guess having him in the pictures (and sucking on LL’s neck) was part of the price to pay to have him photograph her?

  12. Grace says:

    She’s hot, i get it. But she does strongly resemble a washed up porno actress.

  13. Michelle says:

    I love how Lindsay is still everywhere, regardless as to how much shit is being talked about her. And while it all seems to be true, she still stays slightly relevant doing her leggings line and going to fashion shows…I mean, they could just ban her from fashion week altogether but no! Lindsay shows up in pictures kissing the likes of Roberto Cavalli.

  14. sampson says:

    @chuck, look up terry richardson and you’ll know what the deal is with him. He’s almost as famous as the other chick in these pictures.

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