Mar 01, 2010 at 02:04 pm by Molls

Things between Kevin Jonas and his new wife aren’t going so great. According to DigitalSpy.com, Kev and his lady, Danielle Deleasa, spent Valentine’s Day fighting in the grocery store. Pretty typical stuff for young couples trying to figure it all out if you ask me, but on Valentine’s Day? Yeesh.

According to a source, Kevin and Danielle were at a Gelson’s market in Los Angeles when customers overheard Danielle berating Kevin for taking her grocery shopping on Valentine’s Day. Kevin reportedly looked quite uncomfortable as he stood there getting chewed out by his wife in front of random strangers.

I think we should cut the kids some slack. They’re young as hell and they’re newlyweds. If we learned anything from Nick and Jessica, it’s that that shit ain’t so easy. There is something that Danielle should consider, though. She doesn’t have the luxury of being just anyone’s frustrated young wife. She’s Kevin Jonas’ frustrated young wife. If the two of them fight in public, it’s getting reported to a tabloid. Perhaps this will be a lesson to Mrs. Jonas to keep her mouth shut until they’re behind closed doors.

P.S. Kevin Jonas is gay, right?

28 Responses to “Kevin Jonas is Married to a Nag”

  1. margiesque says:

    She looks like Vienna from the Bachelor – brunette version, no?

  2. PoliteTia says:

    They are newly married! It takes time to get use to each other. This is NOT news.
    Now, if both of them were in REHAB infants twin sons, that would be news! Oh wait, that is news. :-)

  3. Louise says:

    whatever happens, at least he won’t die a virgin…

  4. Merc says:

    Wow. I can’t believe this absolutely meaningless event made the news.

    If that’s news then I should announce to everyone that I peed today 3 times. And ate Eggos today with almond honey shmear. And did 60 pounds on the ab machine.

  5. evilbeetdouche says:

    They’re all nags.

  6. Think Straight says:

    This guy is whipped. He even quoted his bride when she said about losing their respective virginity’s, “That’s it.”, to which his reply was, it wasn’t worth the wait.

    Sort of sad that they are playing out their frustrations with each other publicly. And if I were he, I’d be feeling humiliated – not the best beginning, but probably typical for lots of people.

  7. Anonymous says:

    They were probably fighting over the fact that he cheated on her with a guy and won’t touch her.

    Stupid girl marrying a guy not interested in her gender.

  8. nicky says:

    i smell divorce!! hee hee geez how big is his head??

  9. Think Straight says:

    Where do the gay rumors come from?

  10. Berit says:

    so they went grocery shopping on valentines day, what’s the deal? Food has to be bought at some point, what does it matter fi it’s some random day in February -.-

  11. Beetlover says:

    I give this marriage 3 years tops. I also love how the people who make such a big deal over being “pure” and saving themselves for marriage see no problem with getting divorced. Like having sex before marriage is somehow a bigger affront to God and getting divorced is just a legal thing, except when Gay people want to do it too, then that too is an offense to God.

  12. Sass says:

    You dont know what goes on behind closed doors.

    She can just be plain tired of being his beard, you know?

  13. anon says:

    Good lord she’s hideous. Now, I know that Kevin isn’t all that attractive, but even he has to have groupies hotter than this leathery, long-faced shim.

    • casey says:

      He is severely unnattractive. He needed a decent-looking, virginal girl who would actually go for him, and this is what he came up with. I actually don’t think she’s all that bad-looking.

      • anon says:

        You justshot yourself in the foot there- if she’s not so bad looking, why say she’s the only thing he could come up with?

        Anyway, girl is a straight 2.46278592.

  14. Kate says:

    Um, she should also keep in mind that she is broke Jersey trash without his gay ass using her as his beard. He’s making the money in that relationship, and plenty of girls (and boys) would take her place in a second.

    Bitch better keep him happy or he’ll trade her in for an upgrade and she’ll be back in Jersey living as a nobody.

  15. annoymous says:

    Kevin is not gay. his wife just wants his money.i see a divorce in the future and l hope she gets nothing.

  16. annoymous says:

    she doesn’t love him she loves his money.

  17. annoymous says:

    i guess she wasn’t that good in bed as he thought she would be.he should of never married someone that cheated on him before.

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