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Another Scientolobaby for Katie?

Katie Holmes might be working on baby number two with husband Tom Cruise. One sure fire sign is that Katie’s been going to extra auditing sessions at Scientology’s Celebrity Center in Los Angeles. Maybe she just has an unusually high thetan level, but those who know Katie say that this is exactly what she was doing when trying to get knocked up with Suri.

From the NY Post:

Last week, she spent more than four hours there. A source told Page Six, “This is exactly what happened just before she got pregnant with Suri. Tom has made no secret of the fact that he would like another baby. It is almost as if she is being prepared for it.”

Scientologists believe the “health and the sanity of the child begin long before birth,” according to a church-run Web site, which campaigns for silent birth. A rep for Holmes didn’t return e-mails.

If it is true, I’m sure the baby will be adorable…?

I don’t know what to say. I’m trying not to judge.

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  • I thought that she had an unplanned pregnant with Suri.

    What saddens me is that she looks so grim and gaunt now. And she wears the Victoria-Beckham-patented half-smirk that passes for an (insincere) smile. Not that I can see why anyone would enjoy smiling at professional stalkers with cameras, but before she was assimilated, she looked so happy and healthy.

    • Supposedly it is traumatic for the baby to hear any sounds of pain during their birth, so the mother has to refrain from making any noise. I can almost gurantee that was a man’s idea.

      • Silent birth. Stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. Let’s raise our kids in a vacuum with no exposure to the real world so they will be slaughtered by the Russians and Chinese at the first opportunity. Harden the fuck up America (h/t Chopper Reid)

  • I think after all the years of natural birth, it’s genetically pre-programmed in us now to almost expect to hear pain sounds when we are born. A baby born to no sounds would probably be like : WTF…?!?

  • I liked her when she was BFFs with Victoria, she dressed better and looked healthier now she looks like the woman that does my bikini wax

    • Yeah, what happened to all her “friends”? Like Kate Beckinsale and Posh. I don’t remember anyone else she used to hang out with once she got with Tommy Boy. I feel bad for her, but on the other hand, she definitely signed up for it, and supposedly she’s all lawyered up and knew what she was getting in to…

  • I wonder if they will rent out Chris Klein during Katie’s ovulation week? Tom Cruise is a sterile as the inside of a bottle of Clorox…

  • molls, you’re so witty i can’t stand it!

    you’re basically admitting that as long as you’re not being judgemental and bashing people you can’t come up with anything to write.

  • How could they have had an “unplanned” pregnancy…she is so obviously his beard–anyone heard any couch-jumping moments after they got married?