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14Kate Moss Looks Pregnant, Huh?

Normally we don’t really do these “Is She or Isn’t She Pregnant?” posts because God knows that I look pregnant after lunch most days and pregnancy is pretty personal and no one needs our noses up in their cervix. But Kate Moss, you guys. She looks preggo, huh? I seriously doubt homegirl “ate a big meal” and isn’t being obnoxiously skinny Kate Moss’ “thing”? Either homegirl’s anorexia game is slipping, or she’s growing a life inside of her. I don’t even know which answer is more tragic.

February 26, 2010 at 11:44 am by Molls
Filed Under: Kate Moss

14 Responses to “Kate Moss Looks Pregnant, Huh?”

  1. Señor Loco says:

    I doubt if she’s pregnant, but now you know what a super model looks like right after they’ve eaten a large cheeseburger with fries.

  2. womanfromthenorth says:

    Could be her liver….

  3. wierdbot says:

    Better question: Were those pictures taken anytime this week and if so then what is that bitch doing wearing so little clothes? London’s been colder than Hell this week. I wanna know how she’s not a walking icicle.

  4. donnie says:

    god i hope its not her liver. she always looks good and i hate how the same people bitch about the fashion industries image of the ideal woman. but when someone like kate moss gets a wrinkle or a roll. shes subjected to insults and criticism which is very hypocritical.

  5. Lydia says:

    The jacket’s pretty tragic

  6. Katie says:

    There’s always coke bloat.

  7. evilbeetdouche says:

    Gas from a recent colonoscopy.

  8. Jess says:

    Considering the jack in the crack ad is covering her stomache, I can’t say what she looks like, other than cold…

  9. blah says:

    I’m guessing a combination of coke bloat and all around unhealthy living. She has always seemed to be one of those girls who was naturally skinny and never felt the need to work out. She has all the muscle tone of a stick of butter. Since she’s in her mid-30′s now and lives off martinis, cocaine and ciggs, the pooch belly was bound to happen.

  10. whazza says:

    i looked like this one night after downing 3 tall boy beers really quick and chasing them with a chicken artichoke and spinach samich…

  11. Lisa says:

    I hope her eggs died off long ago. Seriously, every time you’ve been drunk, high, or sick so have your eggs!

  12. melissa says:

    between her jacket and the fucking ads i couldn’t see anything.

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