The skeletons! The skeletons keep coming out of this man’s closet and I love it! Soon we’re going to find out that this dude is a regular at furry conventions and that he has some crazy sex room in his house filled with bronzed strap-ons!
Tiger Woods is back in rehab, but this time he’s getting treated for a more traditional addiction: Pills. Yup, turns out that while he was in rehab for sex addiction, Tiger also copped to the fact that he was poppin’ pills, specifically Ambien and Vicodin. Damn. I didn’t realize that Tiger was in to that kind of party.
An anonymous source spoke to the National Enquirer and said, “In [sex] therapy, Tiger blamed a lot of his cheating behavior on his drug addiction, saying that the drugs were responsible for impairing his judgment.” His favorite combo? Taking an Ambien before getting down with the lady of his choice. Ambien sex. It’s everywhere these days, you guys.
Tiger said last week in his apology speech (that I thought was a bunch of garbage) that he never used performance-enhancing drugs. In fact, he seemed quite adamant about it. It’s just legalese, if you ask me. Sure, he never took performance-enhancing drugs, but do you think Nike is psyched to back a golfer who pops Vicodin and Ambien for kicks? I mean, prolly not.