When most chicks become single for the first time in a long time, they go out of their way to try and get a dick upgrade. What’s the point of divorcing your loser husband if you’re going to go out and date even bigger losers than him, right? Well, Avril don’t play that, you guys. In fact, she plays the opposite game and she plays it really hard because now she’s rumored to be dating one the biggest douches on the planet, Brody Jenner. A source told E! News about the couple, “They’re hooking up, but they’re keeping it low-key. You can tell they’re into each other and both like to have a good time. They’re cute together.”
Let me get this straight: Avril was married to the guy from Sum41 who looks like Sam, the World’s Ugliest Dog for most of her early 20s, then she moved on to Brandon Davis (ugh, can you even imagine?) and now she’s dating Brody Jenner. While I will say that Brody’s probably the best looking out of all of them, he’s also probably the most soulless. And he’s on The Hills. For a living.
I’m thinking that Avril has low self-esteem. I don’t know how else to explain this. As annoying as her persona may be, she’s a pretty talented singer and she was a pretty big star a few years back. I would think she could at least score with a dude on an ABC Family show or something. My advice to her would be to take a break from men and go get her groove/sense of self-worth back.
Hey, I used to think the guy from Sum 41 was pretty hot when I was in middle school. That was a long time ago…
Not bad for some Kanuk nook. But she’s really trying too hard here.
Maybe she’s rebounding in the sense of not caring about his personality. Because you’ve gotta admit, appearance-wise, Brody Jenner is a HUGE upgrade.
I think it maybe the opposite-she has ridiculously high self-esteem, and likes guys she can dominate.
I would date him just so I could look at him. I would eff him just so I could look at him. He may be a douche, but he is one pretty douche.
Agreed! Would never date him, but would definitely have a friends-with-benefits situation with him. Lots of benefits.
Classy. Bet mama’s proud.
what’s with all the Brody hate? As far as I can tell from the show, he’s not really a douche. Player? Sure, but with a face like that who can blame him?
She can’t upgrade because she’s a bitch and no one better, in their right mind, would go for her…maybe just to fuck so they can say they fucked Avril Lavigne and didn’t call her back, but that’s what stupid bitches get. I hope Brody does the same, because unless he has some magic power that will take the bitch out of her, he just needs to hit it and quit it. Did you see her on American Idol…total immature, little c-word. She has an ok voice, but is in no position to be judging anyone. She gets more airtime, these days, in her Pro-Activ ads than she gets radio play.
LOVE IT!!! You´re so right! No dick upgrade for no one who has dated the world ugliest dog look-a-like ;)
She and Kristen Bell have the same annoying fang-smiles.
The fact she was with Brandon Davis is just ill making. I am surprised anyone would even want to touch her after being with him. The only thing that could make her dating list worse is a toss with Jon Gosslin. Bottom of the barrel men.
i’d have low self esteem too, if I were one of the most obnoxious people on the planet.
its funny you should jon gosslin because he was spending time at avrils house last year just after she split from deryck .
remember when he was running round LA geting pap attention ?
but this is avrils 6th man since she broke up with deryck , she is getting it every chance she can get .
she spent 2 weeks on holiday with andrew over christmas and she was staying with him before that in NY (and on holiday with him in france with brandon ), and wilmer before that , she was with 2 different men in vegas last month
Its funny you should jon gosslin because he was spending time at avrils house last year just after she split from deryck .
remember when he was running round LA geting pap attention ?
but this is avrils 6th man since she broke up with deryck , she is getting it every chance she can get .
she spent 2 weeks on holiday with andrew over christmas and she was staying with him before that in NY (and on holiday with him in france with brandon ), and wilmer before that , she was with 2 different men in vegas last month
(whats up with the comments )
Maybe she’s doing charity work?
Oh wow, I think Brody’s pretty generic looking, personally.
Are you kidding?? He has eyes that could melt chocolate. Dumb as a post, though.
“Then that’s the saddest thing….” THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN. Not “Than”
I disagree with Brody Jenner being a huge douche. He is actually a pretty nice guy. He came into my restaurant a few years ago and was very polite. The company he was with was very rude but Brody seemed to be a pretty stand up guy. Maybe on reality television he’s not, but Avril is probably just having a little fun.