When most chicks become single for the first time in a long time, they go out of their way to try and get a dick upgrade. What’s the point of divorcing your loser husband if you’re going to go out and date even bigger losers than him, right? Well, Avril don’t play that, you guys. In fact, she plays the opposite game and she plays it really hard because now she’s rumored to be dating one the biggest douches on the planet, Brody Jenner. A source told E! News about the couple, “They’re hooking up, but they’re keeping it low-key. You can tell they’re into each other and both like to have a good time. They’re cute together.”
Let me get this straight: Avril was married to the guy from Sum41 who looks like Sam, the World’s Ugliest Dog for most of her early 20s, then she moved on to Brandon Davis (ugh, can you even imagine?) and now she’s dating Brody Jenner. While I will say that Brody’s probably the best looking out of all of them, he’s also probably the most soulless. And he’s on The Hills. For a living.
I’m thinking that Avril has low self-esteem. I don’t know how else to explain this. As annoying as her persona may be, she’s a pretty talented singer and she was a pretty big star a few years back. I would think she could at least score with a dude on an ABC Family show or something. My advice to her would be to take a break from men and go get her groove/sense of self-worth back.