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John Mayer Must Be Doing Something Right

According to a source, Mayer hooked up with Taylor Swift when they were both in Nashville on January 24th.

“She was sitting on John’s lap, her arms were around him, and she was talking in his ear. They were acting like teenagers.”

The source claimed that the couple dined at the Cabana restaurant and were joined by their friends. After their dinner reservation, they were spotted leaving the restaurant alone and heading to the Hermitage Hotel.

“Taylor spent the night and enjoyed mid-morning room service before leaving his suite the next day.”

Taylor is a grown woman and she’s free to boink whomever she wants. I just don’t get why it was John Mayer. What is it about that man that lands so many quality ladies in the sack? I just don’t get it.

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  • i know he’s probably a jerk, but i wouldn’t mind waking up in his sack!
    there’s just something about him…

  • He’s funny (in an assholish sort of way), and he has that “I don’t give a shit about what anyone thinks” attitude. Plus, the way his fingers move over his guitar…and those big lips…yeah, I’d do him.

  • Yeah, I call bull on that one. I highly doubt it happened, and I’m totally expecting denials from their camps soon. And if it’s true… Well, they’re both kinda annoying, so I guess they go well together.

    • I agree with you. This is complete bullshit. Taylor’s like 12 and John’s like 35 and she seems like a prude anyway. She’s MAYBE had sex with one guy. I don’t see her jumping in the sack with a well-known Cassanova. Unless Tay-Tay’s got us all fooled and she’s actually a closet-freak, which would actually be kinda cool, what with her America’s sweetheart goody-2-shoes image.

  • Am I the only one who thinks that the twelve year age gap is a problem? He’s way too old for her, and is a skeeze ball to boot.

  • He looks like a woman pretending to be a man. No masculinity to him at all.

    I cry foul too. I don’t think that bit of ‘gossip’ is true…

  • Remember, women age in dog years when it comes to maturity (for the most part…sorry guys). So in a way they are the same emotional age. She seems like a girl with her head screwed on tight though. And if she did make it with him…well, the girl probably needed it. She’s led a pretty grown up life since she was 13. She could use a bit of non-churchy fun. Can’t wait what song will come of this!

  • I heard that her mom doesn’t want them to date because some of the stuff he said in an interview about casual sex and stuff..

  • Maybe it’s the “bad boy” image that appeals to so many?

    Personally, I think he’s just a douche.

  • Isn’t she still a virgin? Ands she’s 19, while he’s 28. I know when I was 19, 28 seemed REALLY old for guys to date. I don’t know about this tip. I think it’s BS.

  • 1. why has this site not said anything about a taylor/taylor breakup, at least as a little “by the way” in this post? confusing.

    2. john mayer feels to me like a huge bag of douche. and i love taylor swift and her whole fairytale theme. but even though i don’t exactly believe this, i like the idea that she had a one-night boink with some famous guy in a hotel.

  • I would definitely do John Mayer, if he covered it like 6 times. Taylor is 20 and more than old enough to make adult decisions, because, you know, she is an adult.

  • I was gonna say “going at it like teenagers” (or whatever the beginning was)–isn’t Taylor REALLY a teenager?!? No really, I hope the girl boinks whoever she wants, she’s immensely talented & seems like a decent person (not that it would matter!)

  • Everything about John Mayer is perfect, e-ve-r-y-t-h-i-n-g. Taylor is so lucky… He is a great musician and he’s one of the sexiest guys ever.

  • I do know that Taylor is a grown woman an pretty hot but If I were Taylor I would never do John mayor.that’s just weird.

  • Taylor I’m a big fan of yours and…never mind but why would you want to wake up in john mayors sack.Sick

  • This makes Taylor sound kinda sluty… I’m not trying to be mean and she is the exact opposite, but that is just how they make her sound. I love Taylor Swift!! :)

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