I am so incredibly sorry to share this news with you, but it appears that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is the latest member of the Jersey Shore cast to shop around nude photos of herself. Hey, there’s got to be a Juicehead somewhere out there who’s interested in seeing that, right?
What’s the damage? Apparently there’s a couple of photos, and a video (which I assume is not a sex tape because God’s just not that cruel) of the reality star in some compromising positions. One photo features Snooki buck naked, on her knees with one arm on the floor and the other holding on the bed next to her. The other photo is “too graphic to describe”.
Sad thing is, I don’t even think this is an idea that Snooki had on her own. I wouldn’t be surprised if she came up with the scheme to shoot and sell her own naughty photos after seeing the fuss that was made over her (much, much more attractive) co-star J-WOWW’s photos.
And in other news, we live in a world where people named Snooki and J-WOWW are not only famous, but newsworthy and famous. It’s probably time we all kill ourselves*.
*Do not actually kill yourself.
How is it any different from any other (worse) reality shows like bad girls club or those dating competitions. It’s not. And you’re a gossip blogger, so this is what you write about. I seriously doubt CNN, etc report on Snooki nude photos.
If people like this weren’t becoming famous, you wouldn’t have a job. Not writing anyway.
Awfully strong words for someone who not only visits a celebrity gossip site but whom also takes the time to post comments. At least Molls is getting paid for what she writes – fucking douchebag! Go play in traffic!
come join me.
also, it wasn’t a terribly mean thing to say to point out that if these idiots weren’t making fools of themselves gossip bloggers would have a lot less to write about on their sites.
I’m not on here calling people douchebags for stating an opinion.
easy for you to say douchbag.
wow, get over it.
Aren’t people who actually have talent supposed the attend the Grammys? I really have no idea how the hell she wound up being invited there.
Because if people like her weren’t becoming famous, I wouldn’t have a job.
yep.
Hahahahaha! You’re awesome Molls!
“Aren’t people who actually have talent supposed the attend the Grammys?” Lot’s of no shows, then.
This was not a good fashion choice for her. Not everyone can carry off a ‘bandage’ dress. She lacks the height.
@ Anonymous.
Paris Hilton got all these wanne be’s started and now they just won’t go away.
This is one of many reasons why Parasite Hilton and clan should be exiled!
Tsk, tsk, tsk…she looks like 10 pounds of sugar in a 5 pound sack. Seriously, put one some clothes that aren’t made of bungee material and Ed Hardy knock-off’s.
Unless “too graphic to describe” means getting fucked by a horse, good luck to her selling those. At least then there’d be some people willing to look at her naked.
With all the chatter about MTV deporting them abroad, the wonder location would be Italy. Would The Jersey Whores survive? Would Italy? And would Depraved Minister Bersculoni hook up with JWoww? Snooki? The Bitchuation?
Can you believe this weeble claims to be a size 3???
My ass!!!
She looks like a jolly, animated purple sausage. But I give her props for wearing something utterly figure-inappropriate on the red carpet. There’s something endearing about putting it out there like that.
Now I hope that she ignores her own press and doesn’t go on a diet of nose-candy. Pudgy, crazy girls just wanna have fun too, not just the ones that want the world to admire their barely flesh-covered skeletons.
Flaunt it, Snookie – I think we already kind of know what you’ll look like after a couple of kids. You’ll be a very sassy grandma.