Feb 01, 2010 at 11:38 am by Molls

Sooo, I’m pretty sure Amanda Bynes is dating someone who was nominated for a Grammy last night because she practically all but flat-out said it on her Twitter. To the point where I was like “Are you just sleeping with this dude and he’s not committing?”

Who could this guy be? She seems to be over-the-moon about someone (check out her Twitter. It’s all “love quotes” and heart symbols and mentions of marriage), but she never hints toward who it could be (last night her multiple announcements that he was at the Grammys was the first clue she’s ever really given.) To me, these read like she wants to shout “I’m having sex with _______!” from the rooftops, but he might be hesitant to have the word out.

I mean, c’mon. Would you be quick to commit to a young actress who Tweets lyrics from love songs all day? Probably not. But if I remember correctly what it was like to be in my very early 20s and totally love a guy who doesn’t love me back, there is going to be a painful wake-up call for this young lady in the future.

Now who do we think it could be? I’m going to be so disappointed if it’s some sound engineer.

30 Responses to “Who is Amanda Bynes Fucking?”

  1. lisa says:

    It’s Kid Cudi

  2. blah says:

    Wow. Someone’s dying to be moderately relevant again.

  3. RDizzle says:

    Since she said the person wasn’t winning “them” it’s probably okay to assume this person was nominated for more than one grammy and didn’t win last night. Kid Cudi (whom she denied dating in September 2009) or one of those crazy hotties from MGMT perhaps?

  4. GIRRRL says:

    YEAH I CALLED HER OUT ON IT THE OTHER DAY AND WELL, SHE DOESN’T ANSWER US COMMONERS.

  5. Bernstein says:

    W-O-W! Someone is beaming with a dellusional sense of: “I AM Important!” Also- Nooooooo sex appeal!

    • Pikki Nikki says:

      oh my gosh TOTALLY no sex appeal. it blows me away that she makes the covers of magazines WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

  6. Think Straight says:

    Uhh – if this guy is a commitment-phobe, he might be heading for the hills right about now. Named or unnamed, she just put a weentzy bit of pressure on him. It’s almost like proposing to someone in front of a stadium full of people.

  7. evilbeetdouche says:

    My guess is a lobster

  8. esa says:

    John Mayer

  9. Anonymous says:

    Man has she changed. It’s one thing to be a slut all along, but to deride sluts and then become one…

  10. lovebeet says:

    she said “if we we’re” instead of “if we were” did that bother any other grammar police out there?

  11. guyrod manlance says:

    She fucks Guyrod!

  12. asdfghjkl says:

    poop

  13. Dee says:

    Its sooooo Drake!

  14. dd says:

    She sounds so clingy. I would head for the hills!

  15. jpants says:

    um… if they were -that- official… they’d -tell-

  16. Pikki Nikki says:

    this chick SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

  17. Jerkmeat Jones says:

    If it’s Kid Cudi, they are perfect for each other. Both of them have no taste.

  18. vengefulblonde says:

    homegirl looks like she has down syndrome… im just sayin

  19. Anonymous says:

    shes the best and u said

  20. hi umm what did she say

  21. racerx says:

    THE GUY IS KID CUDI

  22. honestbrunette says:

    Well even a White looking jewish whore with downs deserves better than a fug-monkey.

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