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The New Jennifer Lopez Song Sucks

“Everybody’s Girl” was leaked today and it’s not good. I would be open to liking this song based on the fact that Jennifer Lopez has supplied us with a jammable tune or two in her day, but it not fun to listen to. It’s not even this “club” sound that bothers me. I can totally get in to dance music if it’s worthy, but this track sounds like it’s a castoff from Heidi Montag’s album. The chorus isn’t catchy, the lyrics don’t pop out at me and the beat’s not dancey, it’s trashy. Yeah, trashy. It sounds like someone dropped a bunch of sloppy beats into a bucket and then Jennifer Lopez came and vomited words on top of them and then they tried to sell the bucket at the store. That’s what it’s like. J.Lo’s best when she’s working with hip hop producers, period.

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  • I kinda like the song. It has no meaning or anything, but it’s a nice tune…….and you definitely didn’t pay attention while listening to Heidi’s crappy album, because it’s sooo much worse than this!

  • Jennifer Lopez has to much freekin confidence for someone who has not the foggiest faintest Idea how to rock and has to much money and she has fallen soft ,saw her push her lame song on Idol the other night it was laughable so bad I was embarrassed for her dont care how much money she has she can kid herself all she wants and surround herself with smokeblowers ,it was rough.I had to wonder what was running through poor Stevens head as he had to sit there and listen to this slop. The American Public needs to Rock honey not sing about drinking on the floor in tansania africa Brazil what the Frickck holy crap…..I give up.

  • Complete garbage…and the “I’m into you” song gave me cramps! She has lost it PERIOD! I find it insulting that she’s just getting back into her (english) speaking music and throws anything out there thinking that her fans are supposed to like it! LAME…I would not pay a penny for her new stuff and I hope she gets booed off the damn stage!