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Gary Coleman doesn’t have much luck with the ladies– not because he’s short, but because he likes to punch them. Ladies usually don’t like that.
Back in 1998, he was arrested and charged with assault after punching a woman. In 2007, he was cited for disorderly conduct after getting into a heated public argument with an unidentified female acquaintance. And earlier this year, he and now ex-wife Shannon Price were arrested for disorderly conduct after the two got into a “discussion” that resulted in Price also being charged with domestic assault.
Now, the size 4 shoe’s on the other foot, and Coleman is the one who’s getting pinched for assault of the domestic variety.
Coleman was arrested yesterday in Sanquin, Utah on domestic assault charges. Bail was set at $1,725, or $100 for every inch of Gary Coleman. You might think that joke is below the belt. But since it’s Gary Coleman’s belt we’re talking about here, it’s actually below the knee. Get it right.
The identity of the victim has not been released, but it very likely could have been his ex-wife, Price.
I’m not sure from whence Coleman’s anger towards the ladies originates, but I have a sneaking suspicion it might stem from deep-seated issues of inadequacy; again, not because of his height– but because of six time Stanley Cup winner Mark Messier’s penis.
See the picture after the jump (if you dare) for an explanation.
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But since it’s Gary Coleman’s belt we’re talking about here, it’s actually below the knee. Get it right.
I think I love you.
Smack my bitch up.
looks like gary’s really playing himself in midgets vs mascots! freaking hilarious… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOJtpHBr70g
HAHAHA Adore you, Kelly. Fucking awesome.
“Gary Coleman doesn’t have much luck with the ladies– not because he’s short, but because he likes to punch them. Ladies usually don’t like that.”
No, no we ladies don’t like that, but we sure do like Kelly’s writing!
hahahah.
“Now, the size 4 shoe’s on the foot”
What is wrong with this? Who edits this stuff?
I remember some interview Gary gave with Shannon Price, even 9 months after their wedding, explaining that they had never had sex. Gary seemed to be trying to convince himself more than the interviewer that they were waiting until the right time and that it was perfectly normal because they were respecting her wishes. Shannon just had a creepy smirk on her face the whole time.
As long as he’s holding it, that microphone is a lie.
He needs to lose the wife and make it on his own..
I would kick.his.midget.ass.in.
Seriously, he needs to have the smackdown laid on his sorry ass.