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Jan 10, 2010 at 03:23 pm by Kelly
This incredibly awkward moment happened yesterday at the premiere of The Spy Next Door. I don’t want to get into the cinematic pedigree of the film. I just want to know what the heck Jackie Chan is doing to Amber Valletta?
Is he:
- Teaching her self defense; specifically, how to escape from a bear-hug rape attack
- Demonstrating the Heimlich maneuver
-Trying to pick her up
- Flirting… awkwardly
- Wrasslin’
-Trying to look congenial with his costar in front of the photogs… and failing miserably
- Falcon Punch
The Spy Next Door hits theaters January 15th.
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He’s doing a ninja humping move.
I think they look cute, friendly, and fun!
It seems to me that he’s trying to distract people from noticing that Amber apparently only has one arm!
hahah that’s what i was JUST about to say.
holes on the shoulders of a dress are not flattering when Jackie Chan is trying to wrestle.
Looks like he’s enjoying her “sticky buns” to me.
I dont know they just look cute to me.
I like Jackie Chan no matter what!
Funny how nobody in America knows about all his extramarital affairs. It’s all old news in China.
“Bear-hug rape attack” just made my day. Thank you for that :D
she looks like she has no arm.
I heard about Jackie Chan’s affairs, but I love him anyway :P
Kelly that post was hilarious!
He is introducing her to his 3-inches of fury.
LMFAO!!!!!!