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Professional racist, cold-hearted asshole Rush Limbaugh (remember when he said this one: “Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.”?) is claiming that all is well health-wise after experiencing heart palpitations in Hawaii on Wednesday. Rush has a long history of drugs, loose women and other things that aren’t so easy on the heart, so it’s hard to imagine that his ticker is in shape at all, let alone after almost having a heart attack and responding to press inquiries.
Turns out that Rush is actually more worried than he’s giving off. TMZ reports that while he is back in his Hawaiian resort, Rush has asked that hotel security stay outside his door day and night until he leaves. So I’m assuming that that means things aren’t OK? What are all the hardcore ignorants going to listen to on their car rides to Sonic Burger if something happens to Rush? I can barely stand the thought.
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I don’t like Rush at all – and am not much of a “Sonic” fan either – but you can’t equate the two.
Rush is more like Wal-Mart – making as much money off the system as possible – and manipulating the rules/laws to make the regular folks think the enemies are simply big government – nothing more and nothing less.
While some have wished Rush to rot in Hell or whatever – I can’t stoop that low. I’d prefer he fade away then burn out – but with the pills he ingests that’s probably not going to happen.
Hey, leave Sonic out of this… it’s the only place where you can get deep fried everything and watch employees trip on roller skates all from the comfort of your car.
If you ever took a few minutes to listen to Rush you would likely find him to be entertaining and very very funny. He is not a racist like you want to portray him. He is someone who is very goo at what he does and is very quick witted and supremely analytical. Unlike you, who is a bitter cunt who can only comment on the meaningless. Celebrity gossip is fun much the same way watching a train wreck is fun. Don’t give yourself too much credit for doing such a mediocre job. Bitch.
I have listened to Rush, many, many, MANY times, and I find him to be a classless racist hypocrite.
I do not wish death on him, only that he fades into obscurity and I never have to hear his name or his ignorant thoughts again.
I feel bad for the men in your life because you obviously are a humorless va-jay-jay who can’t identify sarcasm or self-deprecating humor. You are either fat, frigid, ugly or a combination of the three. Lighten up shit-face.
Wow Jack, the low level to which you stoop makes me understand why you’d want to listen to Rush.
Oh dear! Fat, frigid and ugly!
How can I remedy this.
I know! I’ll agree with the fat guy on the radio. Then get myself to the kitchen and learn never to speak until spoken too. Shame on me anyhow.
Now back the fat guy who talks for a living:
The one who thinks all drug users should go to prison…ya know…except him. The one who thinks equal rights = feminazi. The one who can’t see past his own sweaty nose for one second to realize that not everybody in the world was, in fact, born a privilaged christian white male and might actually have some real problems.
Now don’t get me wrong. I realize when your life is that easy you have to invent your own demons. Decent medical care, welfare queens, the blacks, the arabs, the womens, the MARXIST PIGS. I understand. When you’ve never gone without and spend your entire life playing golf, smoking cigars, eating a fuck-ton, dabbling in sexual tourism (read: slavery) with 3rd world countries…I get how you might want to ‘create’ these bad guys.
Poor wittle Rush. He’s led a life of debauchary while espousing Christian values and now his ticker is giving out.
Colour me shocked. But I believe this is what one might refer to as: being smited.
My guess is you’re a lousy lay.
Which one – the lyin’ skank or the lyin’ cod sack or the lyin’ lousy lay?
Rachel, the lyin’ skank lousy lay.
Rush Limbaugh is an uneducated, class-less, ignorant moron and so are you.
you forgot filthy rich.
Jack, you are hateful. Go get help.
Alicia, you are a sweet girl who should seek out the nearest nunnery and then kill her self.
Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu douche
I’m gonna have to side with Mr. Jack Dupp on this one. Only because the usual fervent deranged syndrome is running free in the original article.
Hey, I don’t listen to Rush only ’cause it takes him 55 minutes of an hour to get to the point. Racist? Typical old tired boring cheap shot.
I’ve been racially discriminated against by a black judge to took one look at me and you could tell he wanted to rule agianst me (I prevailed, but that’s a long story). So what. Am I gonna drag out that old tired already-been-to-the-glue-factory-and-back-a-few- times horse for another beating. Just freakin’ drop it. You got your dum-assed socio-islamist president. Now live with it.
Rus is the highest paid syndicated radio host in the world. You better go douche, I can smell your cunt from here.
If you’re a Limbaugh fan, I assume you are probably also a self-described Christian. As a Christian who actually follows the principles of the Jesus, I can assure you that you, like Limbaugh, are hell-bound. Enjoy your chauvinistic, bitter, hate-filled life of paranoia while it lasts.
really….. do you actually feed the horses, or just shovel the shit….
I take it you shovel the shit….into your skull.
haha to “the jesus”
What’s incorrect about the crips and bloods football statement? This site is run by chicks who don’t read the sports pages and buy into any liberal talking point doled out by the Daily Kos.
Agreed about the Bloods and Crips statement being taken out of context. However, there are still about 23453285783 other incidents to implicate Limbaugh as an uneducated jackass.
Why don’t you start listing the offending comments…..
Plaxico Burress, Ray Lewis, Lance Briggs, Daunte Stallworth….
Crips and Bloods was an understatement.
WOW….. I thought liberals where supposed to the tollerant ones. I always get a big kick out you liberals when all that HATE flows out when you disagree with someones politics. Rush is no racist and anyone with half a brain knows that. Rush just scares the crap out of you liberals because you know he’s 99.999% right. :-)
Um, actually no.
Right on, Gary. Liberals are so unfreaking intolerable it’s comical. I’m not sure what makes them unable to self-reflect, but the problem is widespread.
Once again, I agree here. Liberals (hereafter known as winky dinks), are loath to tolerate those who don’t agree with their narrow minded horrid winky dink vision of the future, which excludes the free market, competition, and letter grades in high school. When I totally out-argue them, as I always do, they may only resort to name calling – my, my, my, how very TOLERANT of them.
Pshaw……
I hope the person in the next room starts lighting up fireworks and Rush thinks it’s gun fire and drops dead. Liberals were tolerant for 8 years while a retarded chimp was running the country, Rush is the figure head of what is wrong – he’s a racist, he’s a drug addict, liar, and all around piece of shit that needs to go. Oh and he can’t say Obama’s name without using the assassinate in the next sentence, he’s trying to incite one of his loon listeners to kill the sitting President. Rush is only right if you suffer from terminal stupidity.
Wow, what an asshole you are. Are you gay? I only ask because most gays are hostile and offensive because their parents hate them for the choice they make. You are hostile and offensive. Coincidence?
I’ll bet he “gets that a lot”
Yes, Jinxy is a homo.
Anyone ever notice how when the intellectually deficient get defensive they automatically go with the “haha you’re a homo” or “you must be a fat/unattractive woman” arguments? When a bigoted simpleton is unable to get his head around an idea, in his child-like frustration he must remove his opponents from the playing field. Hence, the homo/fat feminist defense: a gay man or fat woman cannot be reasoned with, as their sexual preference/size renders them a joke. The result: the imbicile’s ego is restored by canceling out his opponents without having to face them brain-to-brain. Success!
ha ha… ur a homo with a small penus. How about that for a bon mot? BTW the “t” is silent…. but I’m not saying which.
Le Douche
I’m guessin’ you just found the first gray hair in ur pubes….
gris,
douche
You must be REALLY fat. How many Buffalo Wings do you usually put away in a sitting?
Actually, chicken wings are very nutritious and low in calories – unlike the pressed head cheese tacos with hog fat dressing you love so much.
I love Flaco Jimenez!
great post Jess, especially coming from a fat, unattractive homo!
Someone get these ignorant, attention starved commentators off this site. Evilbeetdouche, we understand that you live in your mothers basement and just want attention from other human beings but go get a life.
Every post I have to see this annoying shit.
h8 just outed himself/herself as a liberal. they never can handle the heat, the crybaby pussies.
I like how they do go right to ‘fat’.
While defending to the death their giant, morbidly obese Limbaugh. Who they defend with almost homoerotic zeal.
Which, I fully condone.
homoerotic zeal is really the best zeal out there on the market today.
he’s lost weight lately, dumbass.
the fact that u could’nt write about Rush without humorless stupid comments proves how right he is. You libs are the most insecure and arrogant assholes in the world! Get well soon Rush we love you!!!!
Don’t worry, I’m sure Rush will manage to stay alive long enough to take your anal virginity.Your dream will finally come true!!
is anyone else surprised at how many hostile republicans are beet readers??!?! anyone?!???
<3 beet, hate rush.
I am a political conservative. That means that I believe in the individual and not the group. I also believe in free speech and don’t care to be lumped into your small-minded constructs. Please, let’s use this as a learning experience – understanding that invective causes you to FAIL.
Sasha – Im bettin on Rush over Lindsay based on comments so far…….
This post is disgusting… if I didn’t know any better I’d think I was on Perez Hilton with all the hate that the evilbeet blogger wrote… If you don’t like the guy than at least have enough respect for your readers and keep your idiotic and hateful comments to yourself… or better yet don’t report it last I checked Rush is not a celebrity he is a radio commentator… how many other radio talk show hosts do you report on… none. Show some class.
STFU
wow, rush’s fans really rushed right over here. rush is a scumbag who probably helped get dr. george tiller killed with his hate mongering. he’s an addict and loud mouth ignoramus who i loathe. do i wish him dead, nah. but if he kicked off, would it bother me? fuck no.
as for the losers with their omg go douche comments. grow up fuck heads. maybe one day you’ll be naked with a woman, but i wouldn’t hold your breath.
I was nekkid w ur mom… and ur daddy was watchin’…. the trailer was rockin’. That is the level of ur post. Please try and keep up.
where you went wrong in this snappy come back is assuming i give a shit about either one of my parents.
nice try.
Sorry to hear that kid. Hope you work it out. Did not mean to stir up old steams. Hope that over time – things come back together. Don’t wait too long…
see, the douche does care :)
Your avatar is perfect evilbeetdouche! I love avatars that reflect those willing to give the “I’ll suck anyones dick” sign! Awesome.
I was just naked with your mother. She made me spank her ass and call her a ditto head before I nutted on her chin.
The last time you nutted on someone’s chin, it was your own, jackoff king.
Well played, Anon.
Molls the fat wonder rat has managed to make Beet lose another reader!! It’s okay though because this site lost everything when Wendie went. She was good, wrote about good things. The rest of you…fat Molls, Mental Beet etc…well, you’re just terrible and useless. SO GLAD I don’t have to check this shit anymore.
Fondly-Jen
Jen – you’ll read this ’cause we all know u checked the notify block. My guess is you were dumped by Molls cause you shaved ur snatch with a lawnmower and cleaned it evry leap year. Good riddance…. now ur a lurker with no chance of showing ur ass again.
with kindest regards,
douche
Molls – How ’bout some photographic evidence of that “fat ass.” Mental Beet… how ’bout them titties? I’m just sayin’ since I stood up for you and all…
douche
Ohhh Douche. You literally are a douche. A big one. Like, you’re a complete asshole and cynic. You say the most inappropriate, rude things to any and every commenter.
It’s absolutely hilarious. I love watching people get riled up via the internet (I’m guilty of it) and you my entertainment possible. Thank you.
Just dropping by to back Molls on this. Since she’s taken over the site, it’s seen nearly a 25% increase in page views. So, ya know, you won’t be missed. Ta ta!
Awesome. Beet FTW.
Beet, your avatar image always makes me think that a house is about to fall on you and your feet are gonna shrivel up and your angry sister is gonna show up and be pissed!
Eye really like the Ikon given to me by the Sasha. The monocle, the orgasm face……
you forgot the dick portal mouth, you nasty slut.
My hexagon shaped head sez “stop the hate”
hah! good one!!!!
Rush Limbaugh gets way better pussy than the liberals, like Clinton and Obama. Fucking liberal women are, on a whole, some ugly assed women.
SERIOUSLY? I’d much rather do Susan Sarandon than that “tired old sled” Ann Coulter. As a moderate liberal,I have no problems with true conservatives. Its the douche-tard newwave Republipukes that make my skin crawl. It seems the new right collectively has ouble-tray with their enis-pays.
Susan Sarandon’s the best you could come up with? A 60 year old has-been actress that is only famous for two movies and one of those by mistake? Dork.
How about Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson?
they’re both capitalists, which makes them conservatives. closet maybe, but still conservatives deep down. liberals are predominately broke asses that want a free ride. like you.
Anonymous just shot himself in the foot by inadvertently admitting that he has no idea what conservatism or liberalism is.
Keep trying, Anonymous. If you concentrate really hard you might be able to flex those puny brain muscles and work out the folly of your argument. I think I can, I think I can ..
Well if you were Rush’s heart, wouldn’t you want to vacate? He’s smart; he knows what he’s doing. If you think about it, it doesn’t matter if you feel he’s a racist. In fact, he’s probably hoping many people do. He’s smart enough to know that as much as people hate him, there are always going to be those that love him just as much BECAUSE people hate him. Rush also likely knows that he could start talking about anything and he knows that his true fans will believe it.
There was talk about Rush being the real head of the GOP and who would honestly doubt that? The real power is behind the throne and the current guy is so colorless and such a non-entity that most people can’t remember his name (Micheal Steele, btw). Why would Rush want responsibility now when he hasn’t had it for nearly 30 years? By being and evil hydra of the fear-mongering, bigotry that he is, he’s able to weild all the power and none of the responsibility.
The guy’s a political genius. A total evil, maniacle genius.
I suppose you were intentionally sarcastic when you referred to Michael Steele as colorless.
The only reason people remember the name of the head of the DNC is because he shrieked himself out of a candidacy.
“Rush also likely knows that he could start talking about anything and he knows that his true fans will believe it.”
Like Jim Jones, Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, etc.
Of course,were all mindless ditto-heads,all 500 stations worth.
I’ve been in Hawaii for the holidays, so the local news has covered his hospitalization quite a bit. When Rush got out of the hospital he made a statement along the lines of: I got great healthcare; we don’t need healthcare reform.
Uh, yeah, you’re a millionare, of COURSE you got great healthcare. What about the rest of us??
You’re doomed to die an early death, just like before healthcare reform. That’s “what about the rest of us”!
It will always be that way, dumb ass.
That is a real shame. Maybe if the U.S. had better healthcare, you’d finally be able to afford some mental care.
Rush got great health care because of:
1. His fame. The hospital wouldn’t want to be the one who killed him.
2. His well-negotiated benefit plan (though his agent / top line contract).
99.9% of Americans do not have these advantages. Fitting that the one who would benefit from this is the one who wants to keep quality plans unaffordable to everyone else.
Your an idiot,63 percent of Americans have a health care plan that they’re happy with. No matter what you have you’ll be treated in the US,its the law. Liberal ignorance amazes me.
You’re seriously proud of 63%?
Really?
You’re the most powerfull country in the world and 63% of people can get half-decent healthcare and you’re…proud?
You’re 37th in the world on the list of best healthcare per country. 37th. That’s just fucking pathetic.
See, here in my country 100% of people have healthcare. And I guarantee you that not one of us would trade our system for yours. The fact that 37 countries in the world pity your system should give you some pause.
But the teabaggers ignorance never ceases to amaze me.
Mind your own fucking business and stay out of our countries issues before we nuke your fucking ass.
^ That’s the title of my favorite Toby Keith song!!!
Oh. Did I hurt his widdle feelings?
I mention a fact and I’m threatened with nukes from the Burger King employee.
What you gonna do? Throw your hamburger patties at me?
And please. Nuke us? You wouldn’t exist as a country if it wern’t for mine. Oh sure, you may think otherwise. But next time you’re walking down Lafayette Street, Avenue, or Blvd or perhaps visiting a town named after the French General that defending your asses from the Brittish you’ll thank us.
People like you like to rub WWII in our faces. But the fact is, you’d be eating crumpets and saluting the Queen right now if it wern’t for us.
So your welcome for your freedom. Now do something productive with it and stop standing in the way of giving decent Americans the healthcare they deserve.
OMFG, you’re French. That figures, you’re all a bunch of pussies.
Actually “your” the idiot. No shit you’ll be treated if you go to a hospital in the US. They’re not going to stand around and watch you bleed to death. The problem is the expensive bills that come afterward. General ignorance amazes me.
What are you implying by lumping people who eat at Sonic in this mess?
Anonymous writes: “Your an idiot” Brilliant non-use of punctuation. Your politics is as well-thought as your grammar!
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Ren, you are right. God forbid we actually use some of our tax money to take care of our people. We truly should be ashamed of ourselves.
What will I listen to on the way to the Sonic Burger if something happens to Rush? Seriously!?
Best of Rush podcasts of course. I’ve saved them all.
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On a totally serious note – your hatred makes me sick.
Have you noticed that those who scream the loudest about the value of being non-judgmental are the most judgmental of all?
Ah, the ol’ “Be tolerant of my intolerence” approach.
You’ve decided that I’m intolerant based on what?
I’m just throwing a guess out there (as, clearly, I’m a different anonymous, one who’s going to make a point of not getting embroiled in this, honestly interacting with this field of trolls and slurs the once is making me feel sullied), but I’m assuming he or she was referring to your vocal support of perhaps the most famous, influential bigot in America. It’s true, that doesn’t necessarily mean you’re bigoted yourself, but it seems unlikely that you’d be able to stomach some of the comments he makes unless you found them amusing rather than offensive. And please, don’t argue that he’s not bigoted: we’re talking about a man who played a song “Barack the Magic Negro” repeatedly on his show and once told a black female caller to “Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.” This isn’t up for debate, disputing the point will only make you look stupid.
And it’s true, you may be laughing about those little jokes of his right now. Which would be proving the other Anonymous’s point.
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what the fuck is this shit?
thanks for the laugh, rushtards.
you go jack, you hit it right on the head.
Well it is nice to see that folks do not understand. The bottom line is that an Entertainer which he is good bad or indifferent was in the news. So there are two ways to report it.
1 Man Sick possible Hart Problems possible may die
2 Man sick possible Hart Problems possible may die so lets kick em while he is down and while we are at lets talk about everything in sound bite format that the man has ever said in his life. And lable him as an influential bigot. Be sure to only take the bad things in his life and plaster all of that on the screen until you get your single minded opinions across.
Yes he is a blow hard and the only way he stays that way is because people listen to him. Bottom-line do not like him than turn him off.
Don’t like his message than find someone who can counter his message with facts and let loss the dogs from Hell. Good luck with the last thing because I have tried…
Joe. Hart. Really? I’m guessing you’re a trained monkey and your trainer is letting you practice your typing skills.
Congratulations you go me I spelled a few words wrong you forgot to point out that I spelled label wrong as well. But what the hell you must be so proud of yourself. In my life if I can get the letters to come out in the correct order I call that a great day. When you have Dyslexia words can be real bitch some days… It is really great that you did not comment on the topic just the words. By chance did my point come across at all. If not let me try it this way. Yes Rush Limbaugh is a big mouth I agree with you on that. But really some of the hateful comments on this topic is just a little over the top. I would really like to see some of this change that I was promised in 2008. It really seems like the only thing changing is who gets to pick on who. We get it you won now do something with it. All I can say is grow up folks nothing is what it seems and karma is a bitch when you mess with her.
I do apologize for this rant but I really hate it when I post to a topic and I am called out on a misspelled word and not the meaning of the comment.
Cry me a river, Bubbles!
Rush is nothing but a LOUD mouth IGNORANT asshole! The man draws in the conservatives, especially those from the Southern part of the United States, why because they have religion up their ass and believe anything that any idiot will tell them, they make people like Rush and Walmart rich!
If only those with a closed mind also came with a closed mouth!