Site administrators for the official Tiger Woods website have finally had their fair share of insults, slurs and PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THIS IN ORDER TO CONVEY THEIR DISDAIN FOR SOMETHING. The comments forum has, just like the golf phenom’s work/life balance, taken an indefinite hiatus. The fallen Fabian of golf, if you’ve been under a rock for the past four weeks, was accused of infidelity and his banging-hot wife has left his sorry, syphilis-ridden ass.
The wife’s departure was not the only cash cow he lost: several okay, all lucrative endorsements have gone out the window, too. Probably the same window that his busted ass was allegedly pulled from.
I have no pity whatsoever for this ricockulous excuse for a man.
So sad. What am I going to read my daughter before bed, now?