This is really, really devastating and I’m not quite sure how to put this so I’m going to spit it out and hopefully we can talk about it after if you’re not too upset: Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole broke up. I know! I know! It’s OK! Calm down! The holidays are a tough time for everyone, maybe it could just be a break! Who knows? I know I never saw the perfection that is this couple parting ways, so maybe there’s a chance we’ll get a Christmas miracle and they’ll reconcile.
Seriously though: I guess these two morons broke up a couple weeks ago and have been keeping their split on the DL. The two were dating for about a year (it seems like so much longer than that since we first saw that pretty, evil little face yelling at Audrina on The Hills for allegedly hooking up with her man, right?) and broke up around December 11th when Brody returned from a trip to Australia. The reasons for the break-up were unclear, but the two fought constantly and had quite a bit of drama this summer with the whole Joe Francis incident.
One endearingly stupid thing though? Jayde Tweeted on December 18th, “Sometimes when you truly love someone you have to let them go…I never really understood that quote until now.” LOL @ Jayde Nicole not understanding the quote she paraphrased “until now”. Man, I have the potential to miss that idiot, I think.