James Franco hosted Saturday Night Live last night, and while I didn’t see the whole episode yet (I heard it was not terrible, but who the hell is home at 11:30 on Saturday?) his monologue was all I needed to confirm what I suspected: I still want to marry James Franco.
In his opening bit, James addresses his recent role on General Hospital (they show a pretty hilarious five second clip) and reveals how he makes all of his career decisions. Turns out that for 2k10, he has some pretty major plans, including another Spiderman movie and a role as a dead body on Law and Order.
2k10. How hip of you! Ugh.
hipster doofus :)
Lots of people are home at 11:30 on a Saturday night. Duh.
Yeah some of us have real jobs, Molls.
<3 Daniel Desario for EVAH!
Last night was more like the "Everyone Gets to Make-out with Franco" night, you should have been there ;)
Okay, “Molls,” if that is even your real name, it has taken me some time to accept that Wendie is gone and I have come to really like you. But if you keep referring to MY future husband as YOUR future husband I am going to have to kick your ass. You can have any other man out there, but not James Franco. Considered yourself warned.
Happy Holidays.
PS I would consider letting you be his mistress from time to time but I get holidays and all vacations he takes.
*Consider
i thought this post would be about tiger woods and that mouthful of chiclets of his. i am relieved that it isn’t.
omg he is SOOOO CUTE AHHHHH i turn into such a giggly, blushing little schoolgirl. i couldn’t stop smiling through the entire clip.