I just checked my list of Twitter followers, and I’m being followed by E! Online’s latest Twitter creation, the @TigerGossip, the latest and greatest way for you to watch Tiger’s entire life plummet like a golf ball hit into a water trap. (Was that good? I don’t really do golph analogies.)
I don’t know if the world is ending or if this is actually kind of a really good idea on E!’s part.
What I do know?
Homeboy just lost his Tag Heuer sponsorship deal, after Accenture, Gillette and Gatorade also bid him adieu. So his career is totally over forever until we all fall in love with his comeback in six months. By then, E! will have shut down this Twitter account in order to focus more resources on the @NoahCyrusHerpes account.
Tiger looks a lot like Ruthie from the real world. Um, wonder what else they have in common?
They both like vagina
Wow, you’re right. That’s odd.
I’D FEEL WORSE FOR TIGER IF HE WASN’T A FUCKING GAZILLIONAIRE
Golf spelled ‘golph’ is hysterical. I can’t stop laughing, haha
And some online site reported that because of his gambling and prostitution-patronage, he’s may be investigated by the IRS.
He pays $15,000-$60,000 a visit for prostitutes and gambled $25,000 a hand at blackjack and played for hours but wanted his restaurant meals for free and didn’t tip when he took Jaime Jungers (or one of the scores of dames he had on a string) out to dinner and wouldn’t help her out financially.
The guy is a bazillionarie, or was before he blew it all on women, gambling and lawyers, but he’s on the edge of moral bankruptcy.
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