Oh, jeez! Look who’s back! It’s my favorite drunken party skank, Tara Reid and she’s on the cover of Playboy!
The completely unemployable actress has had a really rough go the last couple of years between dealing with what was clearly a substance abuse problem and a series of botched plastic surgeries that left her body looking like shrink-wrapped cottage cheese stapled to the inside of a leather purse. She’s undergone more surgeries to remove a lot of the scarring that she experienced and now she’s showing off her goods in a nudie mag so we all know that she’s “back in action” or something. Tara (now 34 years old! Can you believe it? Time flies!) told a New York radio station “That’s part of the reason why I did Playboy, to show people, ‘Right, look at me. This is how I look now.’”, referring to those horrible tummy tuck scars we all saw.
I wonder what the other reasons for doing Playboy were. Perhaps the fact that it was her only paying gig since a club appearance in New Mexico or a straight to DVD film? Perhaps because there really was nothing to say about the woman that hasn’t already been said and she wanted to offer up a new angle for the press? Dare I say “art”?
Thank goodness Tara chose to go with an unflinchingly honest magazine like Playboy instead of one with a reputation for using airbrushing and Photoshop on all their models.
“shrink-wrapped cottage cheese stapled to the inside of a leather purse” Classic.
I know! I LOL’d at the sheer imagery of that statement =)
I have coffee all over my computer now, thanks to that line… Uber Classic!
i can’t explain it, but i’ve always had a soft spot for tara reid. josie and the pussycats just wouldn’t have been the same without her. AND I’M BEING SERIOUS AND I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
Photoshop was kind to that ho!
That broad has been ridden hard and put away wet ONE too many times.
LOLZ
I think she looks great, and Playboy always takes respectable pictures of women.
Wow. That cottage cheese analogy was cruel.
Scarring. Two r’s.
If our plane goes down, I have dibs on Tara Reid as my flotation device.
gj
Without Photoshop, it wouldn’t even be possible!
Wow! Playboy has really gone downhill this holiday season.
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I actually enjoyed her in Van Wilder and the Big Lewbowski….
She could act if she wanted to.
Tara was the epitome of a beautiful, natural woman. Then she had implants, then that’s when I lost interest in her. It’s a shame women think they need to modify their breasts. A damn shame.