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Kourtney Kardashian Named Her Baby After Her Store

Kourtney Kardashian

Wow! What a crazy, magical nine months it’s been! I can hardly believe that I’m reporting the news to you that Kourtney Kardashian has finally given birth to her little Prince of Calabasas, Mason Dash Disick. Yeah, Dash. You know, as in the name of her clothing boutique or the second syllable of her last name.

I don’t want to call her dumb. I am trying hard not to call her dumb. I feel like I’ve heard her say intelligent things before. Molls, even if it kills you, do not call the new mother dumb. You’ll feel bad about it for the rest of the day.

Here’s what I don’t understand: What is the deal with her and this Scott dude? They were dating for awhile, they broke up, they kept hooking up after they were broken up, she got pregnant and now they can make it work? I say if you’re going to have a baby with a man you don’t want to marry and you’re wealthy, then just go balls-out and do it yourself. I seriously doubt this clown is going to be around past the child’s second birthday, so why live under what seems like a pressured situation to have a “normal” family? He looks like a sponge and if he’s already been dumped once, way before there was another human life involved, then it’s going to happen again.

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  • I’ve got your back, Molls, so I’ll say it for you. She’s dumb.

    Trying to raise a child with a guy you don’t like is dumb. Particularly dumb when that child in a boy and will be looking up to the human sponge as an example of what kind of man he should grow up to be.

  • At least the gave him a normal name. They could have named him after food or animals or made it start with a “J”

  • Hmmm… I think Dashall would have been a cuter middle name, while still incorperating “Dash”. It kinda seems like she’s using her baby to advertise her store.

  • I haven’t seen the show, but I read the gossip blogs. If this guy’s as big of an asshole as I’ve read about ,then she is going to be in a world of hurt. Raising happy, healthy kids is hard enough work when you’re with someone you love very much and have a stable relationship with. I couldn’t imagine doing it with someone I didn’t even like well.

  • Why not use her full last name…I bet her dad would have been pleased to see Mason “Kardashian” Disick!

  • Lest we forget “Dash” was the name of the finest actor in Hollyrock. Dash Riprock ala the modern stone-age family, The Flintstones. And yes Molls,not only is she dumb,she’s galactically dumb!

  • The real surprise here is that the baby’s name doesn’t start with a K. Promo-ing her store via her firstborn is a given.

  • can we please stop saying “finally” every single time a woman gives birth? Each of these women were pregnant for roughly 9 months, this is how long it takes to make a baby. Please stop being suprised.

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