My second favorite Girl Next Door (loved Bridget, hated Holly), Kendra Wilkinson has finally given birth after being pregnant for what seemed like forever. From E! (of course):
The wee one was delivered via C-section, weighing a robust 9 pounds, 5 ounces. (He is a football player’s son, after all.)
As if Kendra couldn’t fit a nine pound baby out of her body the old fashioned way. You know what I mean. Because her vagina could probably handle it. Ugh. Gross. Never mind.
The little boy, whose progress we were updated on almost daily via supermarket tabloids and E! News breaks, is doing great and so is the mother. “We’re happy and healthy and enjoying every second with little Hank,” the couple said yesterday in a statement.
I know there are a lot of cynics out there who think that Kendra and Hank are probably going to fail and/or not have enough intelligence to rub together in order to keep this baby alive and normal, but I actually think these two are an exception to the Britney and K-Fed rule. I kind of feel like maybe staying at home, raising kids and being a football player’s wife could be the best thing that Kendra’s done since her last Playboy spread.