Tom Brady announced the birth of his new son in a press conference held today in Boston and called it a “wonderful experience in his life.” I guess the birth of a child is only “the greatest thing that ever happened” in someone’s life when you haven’t won multiple Superbowls and fucked Gisele. After a couple questions were asked by reporters about the baby, Tom cut them off and said, “Let’s talk football.” Over it! He’s over it, you guys! And yes, he will be playing in this Sunday’s game.
No name or details have been released yet, but we do know that both the baby and the mother are healthy. We can probably also assume that she’s already lost the baby weight and will be doing a bikini-clad photoshoot by week’s end.
This is Tom’s second child (the first was his son John Edward, whose mother Bridget Moynahan he broke up with during her pregnancy) and Gisele’s first child. They made it all the way to the birth without breaking up, so maybe we can expect many years and a herd of attractive children from these two.