Dec 08, 2009 at 11:44 am by Molls

Kate Gosselin

Unless Jon Gosselin is ramming his crusty dick in to something scandalous, we don’t hear nearly as much enough about the Gosselins anymore. I’m sure most of you are happy about that and think that means they’re going away, but oh no! No they ain’t! Kate even spent her morning today working at a restaurant in North Carolina where she was being filmed for a test tape.

Geez, let me guess what that show would be about. I’m guessing that it’s going to follow Kate on her wacky and endearing journey to find a job to support her kids. It’ll be like The Simple Life  minus the rich chicks and plus a notoriously bossy woman with eight kids. Sounds like something to TiVo!

15 Responses to “Kate Gosselin Gets Really Real”

  1. Tommy Boy says:

    Ball-Buster-In-Chief pumps it good

  2. J says:

    The first sentence of this post alone made me love you Molls.

  3. Jessie says:

    God her legs look good.

  4. wierdbot says:

    She- she’s really got a pair of legs on her, huh?

  5. Adam says:

    Is it wrong that I would totally “go there?”

  6. CrabtownUSA says:

    Please someone drop a match. KABOOM!!!

  7. Oxymoron says:

    Her legs are phenomenal. Not fair!

  8. FunRob says:

    As much as I despise this woman, she has crazy sexy legs. Wow, who knew??

  9. maria says:

    Her legs look toned but very thick and chankle-y.

    She also seems to always look miserable except when doing her talking heads on Jon and Kate Plus Eight; when she would pretend that she was a pleasant person.

    • Alzaetia says:

      Maybe she’s miserable looking because there are paparazzi taking pictures of her pumping gas?
      Also, there’s nothing “thick” about those legs. They’re toned and healthy looking.

      • DarkEmpress says:

        No, you are wrong. Her calves are big. Your calves shouldnt be the same size as your thighs. She is in good shape though.

        It could be a Top Chef-esque show, where she runs an organic restaurant and yells at people, prentending she does everything while doing nothing. I would love that.

      • maria says:

        I said her legs are toned, and no doubt she’s in excellent shape.

        Let’s not pretend for a second that she doesn’t love the paparazzi.

  10. Anonymous says:

    she does have big calves, but so far, small ankles. since we’re being so detailed, i’m guessing her vagina lips are long enough to use to roll joints in.

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