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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Son is Dating Bruce Willis & Demi Moore’s Daughter

Is Tallulah Belle Willis Dating Patrick Schwarzenegger?

A source tells the NY Post that 16 year old Patrick Schwarzenegger has been dating 15 year old Tallulah Belle Willis since around Halloween. A rep for Bruce Willis denies it, but I’m going to take this ball and run with it (with both eyes closed) because that would be such an insane coupling. If she happens to get knocked up, the genetics of that baby would be “strong like Austrian ox”:  90% chin, 9% teeth, and 1% roundhouse kicks. It’ll probably punch  its way right out of her uterus. I hope they name it  after the last name of the mom’s family, like they always do on soap operas: I can’t wait to meet little Willis Moore Schwarzenegger-Shriver.

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