Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, who are expecting a baby around Christmastime, are keeping quiet on the baby’s gender until the birth. Actually, just Tom is because he’s the only one who knows. Not even Gisele.
Tom went on some sports talk radio show this morning and according to People Magazine, he’s not telling anyone the baby’s sex, including his own father. “I’m really the only one that knows at this point. My dad asked me. I haven’t told him. [Gisele] doesn’t know. It’s a pretty good feeling knowing something that no one else knows.”
What a dickface. You know why People put Gisele’s name in brackets, right? It’s because he referred to his wife as “She”. “She” is a female cat, Tom Brady! Show some damn respect. And tell your father the sex of the baby. And come over here right now and make out with me. We’re done here.