Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Domino’s Pizza Doesn’t ::Heart:: Snooki

jersey-shore-snooki Jersey Shore is really the best thing that's happened to me in a long time. Whenever I'm all like, "I wish there were an interesting story to write about today," the Shore delivers. Up now: Snooki's war with Domino's Pizza. Hey, you guys, remember back in April when those Domino's employees posted a video of themselves doing gross things to your pizza? (The video's been removed from YouTube due to a copyright claim by Kristy Hammonds, one of the people doing gross things to the pizza in t...

Steppin’ (Bikin’?) Out!

59205684gabourey_sidibe_duracell1231200910346AM Gaboure Sidibe, star of Precious, visits the Duracell Lab in Times Square for a little photo shoot. I have to say, I finally managed to download a real torrent of this movie (legal note: I'M TOTALLY KIDDING!), and, while I wasn't like, "OMG this is the greatest film of all time," I was completely and totally blown away by the caliber of the acting. Everyone was absolutely brilliant, up to and including Mariah Carey. I smell lots and lots of Oscars. [gallery]...

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Tell You About The 537th Thing She’s Doing Besides Behaving Right

Lindsay Lohan Tweets About Clothing Line Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan announced on her Twitter that she's releasing a full clothing line. Today that was confirmed on WWD that Linds is, in fact, releasing a line that has more than just leggings. Aw, remember when this girl was an actress? The line is set to include everything from an $18 dollar pair of leggings to a $300 dollar leather jacket and each item purchased comes with the satisfaction of knowing that the woman who approved the design of your clothes is probably spendin...

Quotables

Jersey Shore Cast "The governing body wants it to be known that they did not solicit, promote or participate in the filming of this show. The production company that filmed the show did obtain a shoot permit to film in Seaside Heights, but these permits must be issued as it is a first amendment right to film in public places. Furthermore, the Borough does not condone any discriminatory remarks against Italian Americans, domestic violence or the promiscuous and otherwise bad behavior portrayed on the show." - J...

Charlie Sheen’s Wife Has a Shady Past, But Don’t We All?

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen Another day in the Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen saga turns up yet another story and this one does not paint a pretty picture of Brooke at all. Turns out that back in the day (1996), Brooke was somewhat of a party animal and was arrested twice, once for a DUI and a second time for cocaine possession. From E! Online: E! News has learned she was arrested on two separate occasions: once for driving under the influence and causing damage to property, and later for possession of cocaine....

Anyone Else Want to See Bradley Cooper’s Ass Crack?

Cooper's Coin Slot Photo Credit: Bauer Grifffin Bradley Cooper went to pick up his pooch in LA today (yup, it's raining) and it looks like SOMEBODY needs to get some new pants. Also, are we in agreement that he probably was going commando? Wouldn't boxers or briefs cover his crack enough for this not to happen? Does Bradley Cooper freeball in corduroys? Do you think he's normally the kind of dude who goes sans underwear, or do you think maybe he just woke up late and threw on some slacks and didn't bother to ...

Someone’s Gotta Giiiiiirrrrrrllllfrrreeennnnn!

[caption id="attachment_52245" align="alignnone" width="333" caption="Image via Radar"]Rosie Steps Out With New Lady Friend[caption id="attachment_52245" align="alignnone" width="333" caption="Image via Radar"][/caption] Remember on Saved by the Bell when Zach and Kelly would kiss, everyone in the "audience" would be like "WoooooOoOoOOoOOooooo!" They did it on Family Matters, too. It was a very 90s sitcom thing to do. Anyway, that's what I've been doing every time I've looked at this photo of Rosie O'Donnell and her new lady friend holding hands in Miami. It's a blast and completely hilarious, trust me. Rosie has b...

Kristen Stewart Seems Like a Miserable Person (But She Might Not Be)

Kristen Stewart I'm not sure if I understand Kristen Stewart or not. I am looking forward to seeing The Runaways, but I might eat a gun if I have to hear the word "Twilight" used in another sentence. I have no opinion on her acting, but I trust people when they say that she's not particularly good at it. I find her public persona to be both insulting and endearing. Yes, she's surprised by her fame and she doesn't seem to care for it at all... yet she's not this great actress so I have a hard time believing tha...

Diddy Wants to Take You Home on New Year’s Eve

Diddy Sean "Moisturize My Situation" Combs is doing many party goers in New York and Las Vegas a major solid this year by giving them the ultimate gift: the freedom to party down as hard as they want to. How so? The rap mogul is providing transportation as part of his Safe Rides program, handing out thousands of free subway passes and taxi vouchers so that landing a designated driver isn't a problem. Diddy said in a statement, "New York stands as the world's icon for a New Year's Eve celebration ...

Similar to His Career, the Tiger Woods Website Chat Forum is Dunzo

tiger-woods-loses-chat-forum-tooJust when you thought the last bits of the best Woods goss had trickled downhill like its twin brother, shit. Site administrators for the official Tiger Woods website have finally had their fair share of insults, slurs and PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THIS IN ORDER TO CONVEY THEIR DISDAIN FOR SOMETHING. The comments forum has, just like the golf phenom's work/life balance, taken an indefinite hiatus.  The fallen Fabian of golf, if you've been under a rock for the past four weeks, was accused of infide...

In Other News …

Lady Gaga performs her new song, "Speechless," live. [popbytes] PETA is putting together their worst-dressed list -- who gets your vote? [Celebitchy] Heidi Klum does some ice-skating. [Celebslam] The Ten Movies That No One Has Mentioned on Any End of Decade List. [Pajiba] Check out the trailer for James McAvoy's new flick. [INO] Um, a monkey peed on Kim Kardashian. [PotP] />Lady Gaga performs her new song, "Speechless," live. [popbytes] PETA is putting together their worst-dressed list -- who gets your vote? [Celebitchy] Heidi Klum does some ice-skating. [Celebslam] The Ten Movies That No One Has Mentioned on Any End of Decade List. [Pajiba] Check out the trailer for James McAvoy's new flick. [INO] Um, a monkey peed on Kim Kardashian. [PotP] ...