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Nov 29, 2009 at 01:36 pm by Kelly
“I heard Oprah Winfrey is leaving and there’s nobody who can do what Oprah did but, ahem – hello! Hello! I’m trying to proposition the networks right now. If you’re wanting a nice, black, exciting young male who wants to turn the TV world right up – get at me.”
– Snoop D-O-double jizzle, discussing his plans to fill Oprah’s shoes when she quits next year.
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I thought her girlfriend/partner/live-in bestest real life squeeze Gayle was taking the BIG O’s slot or some show that O wants to produce other than porn movies? Oh wait they are moving to O;s big mansion in CALI FORN I AAAAAA and dumping that old dumb-beard Stedman!
Um… “young” man? Who are you trying to fool, Snoop?
“Quotabizzles” made me snort orange soda out of my nose. Kudos, Kelly.
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FUCK!
YES!!